This is as romantic as some Aussies get:
Aussie love poem
Of course I love ya
darling
You're a bloody
top notch bird
And when I say yer
gorgeous
I mean
every single
word
So ya
bum is on the
big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm
ready
There's somethin there to
grab
So your
belly isn't
flat no more
I tell ya, I don't
care
So long as when I
cuddle ya
I can get my arms around there
No
sheila who is your
age
Has nice round perky
breasts
They just gave into
gravity
But I know ya did ya
best
I'm tellin ya the
truth now
I never tell ya
lies
I think it's very
sexy
That you've got
dimples on ya
thighs
I swear on me
nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought u was as good as
I was ever gonna get
No matter wot u look like
I'll
always love ya
dear
Now shut up while the
footy's on
And get me another
beer!
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