Hello, and thanks for joining me in
step 1 of the
How to Live Forever 2 Step Plan. Remember! You
must perform both steps
exactly as written and
in order for the
Plan to work! And don't worry!! You just have to make
declarations; you can even do the "how to live forever (2 step plan)"
at home, when
nobody's watching you!
The first step is to declare the following: "I shall henceforth make only TRUE statements." Now, this might seem like a big commitment, and it is. But compare it with the rewards you expect to get!
You really have to mean it, not just say it, or the plan won't work.
Done? Head over to how to live forever (step 2), and guarantee yourself eternal life today!