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18 situations that shout Watch Out! (idea)
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joes3029
Wed Aug 02 2006 at 16:50:58
"So, he's a recovering
meth addict
, but I figured the least I can do is let him watch my house while I'm out of the
country
."
"After we've finished this
drink
, lets go play
chicken
on the freeway!"
"I know it's raining outside - that's why we decided to bring the grill inside and have the
barbeque in the house
."
"That
Prince Mugabe
who's been
emailing
me seems like such a nice guy. I'll give him whatever he needs, and the money I'll get is just a bonus."
"Sure we'll
invade
Russia
in the middle of winter!"
"Well, I'm really horny, and that
horse
over there is looking better by the
minute
."
"I don't know if the
gas
stove is on - I'll light a match to see."
"This is going to need some serious cleaning. Pass me the
bleach and ammonia
, won't you?"
"Well of course I'm not telling them I'm taking my
gun
onto the plane! I've got a
concealed carry
license, after all!"
"That
junk-yard dog
may be
frothing
at the mouth, but he looks friendly enough to me. I think I'll pet him."
"We'll build a great big
bonfire
in the
middle of the forest
, then get drunk and pass out!
It'll be great!
"
"I let my kids play with my
gun
when it's loaded - it's important that they
learn
not to be afraid of them."
"It looks like something's stuck in this
plug socket
. I'll just try reach in there and
pull it out
."
"Yes I know he broke his last
debtor's legs
, but I really need some
cocaine
Now!"
"So? You can still play
Russian Roulette
with an semi-automatic!"
"I'm good to drive for the next
four hours
- I've already been
awake for 48
!"
"So if I've pulled out this
pin
, I should throw the
grenade
, yeah?"
"Quick, let's head into the
armory
for a
smoke
- the
drill sergeant
won't catch us there."
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