As an unfortunate
victim of
coin-operated laundry for the past five years, I feel fully
qualified to pass on the following information to pre-initiates:
1. Bring
laundry to machine.
2. Place
detergent and
clothes in machine.
3. Note the number of
quarters required and open the same number of
condoms.
4. Put one quarter in each condom.
5. Do the
coin-op thing as usual, but pull the condoms slightly
taut as you slide them in. Remove them slowly and gently.
6. Get kicked out of
residence for letting your
don see what you're up to.
Tune in next week when we re-use teabags.