A non-literal Discordian perspective on the logic of cause and effect, emphasizing absurdity and paradox over indisputable fact.

"I mean, it’s Newton, right? What could go wrong? Plenty."
-- fool4luv

This law states: If something does not happen then the exact opposite will happen, only in exactly the opposite manner from that in which it did not happen. Or vice versa. (One or the other, I forget. Besides, there are only so many truths. everything else is derived.) Fnord.

In other words, if an event fails to occur, its anti-event will manifest with a plot twist!

DULL BUT SINCERE FILLER ABOUT NOBODY

submitted this Boomtime, the 64th day of Discord in the YOLD 3190

Omnia Discordia

Dead Internet Theory proposes that the overwhelming majority of the content you encounter on the Internet is not the product of living human minds, but something else entirely. Under this theory, the rare human browser is like a rat trapped in a maze built by unseen intelligences, manipulated by impostors and algorithms for their own opaque purposes. That lukewarm product review, the pointed

This wasn't specifically inspired by this recent day log, but it did get me started thinking about something that has been building for a while. Also, about something I can talk about here in a manner I couldn't on social media: the spread of "nueurodivergent" as an identity. I also apologize for the quotation marks, but I used them purposely: this is about the adaptation of "somewhere on the spectrum" as a simple phrase with its own connotations, not simply about being on the Autism