Lucy's Tips For the Day:
- You can hilariously ruin many romantic pop songs by replacing the word "love" with the word "bean(s)".
- You can make many romantic pop songs hilariously filthy by replacing the word "whisper" with the word "finger".
- #2 sometimes works with Lovecraft: "The Fingerer in Darkness".
As proof of #1, here's Bad Company:
Baby, when I think about you
I think about beeeeaaaaans
Darlin', couldn't live without you
And your beeeaaaans
If I had those golden dreams of my yesterday
I would wrap you
In the heavens
And feel it dyin' all the way
(Dyin')
I feel like makin'
*POWER CHORDS*
Feel like makin' beans!
*POWER CHORDS*
Feel like makin' beans!
*POWER CHORDS*
Feel like makin' beans!
Feel like makin' beans with yooooouuuuu ….