Findings:
- how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- Gotta go. My AI girlfriend is dumping me.
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- Turning a dorm room into a room
- Of all the dorm rooms in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
- I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- show me a garden that's bursting into life
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- Hot pursuit
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- But life is hard when the written word is your first language
- There but for the grace of God go I
- But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
- i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
- our first time
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- it made me sick but kept me warm
- In a room of jesters, a lone monk is obviously a buzzkill. But in a room of monks, it's a lone jester who's a buzzkill.
- Dave The Moon Man
- Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
- Never be the first to let go
- I could never draw but they made me an artist
- but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
- But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
- Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- Every programmer is incompetent but me.
- except that church was Episcopal with an ongoing history of bursting into flames
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past
- We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
- your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
- Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
- the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
- Do you believe, dear reader, that there exists a slender gossamer thread binding you and and I together in our shared humanity? Say 'yes', and we will face the onslaught of the unreal together.
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- we are built to hold on, but the world is about letting go
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- college dorm men's room
- dorm room sensory overload
- it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
- Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
- She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
- Adam really was the first man
- me mate dave (user)
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- The Dancefloor is our Mother. Her heart beats at 125 BPM.
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
- Ladies and gentlemen, I play piano, but god is in the house tonight.
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- Eat me beat me lady
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
- As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- We had no bait but our tongues
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- Mass Murder and Mutilation! But first, the weather with Weather-Wise Wally Whimple.
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- bitterly but gracefully finding the strength to let go of your failed relationships and move on with your emotionally damaged life
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- The first beat down handed out in the Senate
- Nobody for me but you
- you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- Dorm room safety tips
- Dorm room policies discriminate against heterosexual couples
- dorm room
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- The First Man
- The Story of the First Old Man and the Hind
- Archived E2 FAQ: Read Me First: Getting Started on E2 (document)
- On First Looking into Chapman's Homer
- How to smoke weed in your dorm room
- it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
- Sir George West tries to go West but hits traffic
- go ahead and dream, go ahead believe that you are the chosen one
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
- Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- They Shall Beat Their Plowshares Into Swords
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
- It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
- Nowhere to go but down
- A date idea, but not for the first date
- I love you but I have to let you go
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- You say you love; but with a voice
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
- The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- Nobody Knows It But Me
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- We once played this same game, but with only our words
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- But beauteous fields lie just before me
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- I am afraid to write tonight, but I must.
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- We kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves
- A Tall Tale You Won't Believe
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
- If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
- Sad but true. Won't ever change. The end.
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
- I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
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