Findings:
- The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
- I like your head. A lot of different stuff comes out of it.
- I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender.
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- I had been hungry all the years
- Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- They had been expecting me
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
- Car stuffed to the brim. Pulling out into the dark avenue, two cats in the laundry hamper voicing feline displeasure.
- Life had been an opportunity lost
- Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- Don't let the door hit you in the ass
- Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- It's been odd out in the world
- had Orpheus been a gentleman
- As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
- someone has been out crying on my lawn again
- and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
- What if Heraclides had never been born?
- If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
- Why Kurt had to go out the window
- Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
- What is Heraclides had never been born?
- The ringing has been drowned out by voices
- Stuff you wish you never threw out
- the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
- Stuff was started stuff had ends
- This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- Blow it out your ass it's Veruca Salt
- ass chip
- Covering your ass
- bad ass
- swamp ass
- ass
- Up Your Ass
- Rat's ass
- The Wild Ass and the Lion
- The Ass and His Driver
- The Ass and His Shadow
- The Ass and His Masters
- The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
- The Ass and the Horse
- i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
- The Ass and the Frogs
- The Ass and His Purchaser
- The Ass in the Lion's Skin
- The Ass and the Wolf
- The Goat and the Ass
- Kiss my ass
- Big Ass Truck
- jawbone of an ass
- Asses of Fire
- Photocopying your ass is not recommended
- Piece of ass
- The Kennedy crimes
- I kick ass for the Lord!
- My mom kicks ass
- Persian wild ass
- Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
- Your ass is indefensible
- The "ass" jellybean
- Spare Ass Annie
- Ass like a chicken
- Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
- Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
- Bite my shiny metal ass
- How do you love your ass?
- How to wipe your ass
- The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
- my ass, your face
- Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- Pain in the ass evangelistic ex-smoker
- We are all sitting on our asses, simultaneously staring blankly at computer screens all over the world
- Use of "ass" as an intensifier
- Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
- This door is not a horse's ass!
- Bad things with which to wipe your ass
- Big Ass Pork Plate
- The color of an ass on the run
- A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
- And the Ass Saw the Angel
- Big Ass Ham
- Weird-ass exam technique
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
- Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
- My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
- Kerr's Ass
- How to fight and kick ass
- Decentralized networking kicked my ass
- The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
- Ass Pain
- Put your head down and your ass in the air
- The Wild Colonials
- Cool ass babe
- colder than a well digger's ass
- Run Your Ass Non-Stop
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- Ass and potpourri
- Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- The Obscene Ass
- half-assed
- Bust Ass Falls
- Canada Kicks Ass
- You'd better start hauling ass
- Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
- Duck's ass
- My first smart ass comment
- bad ass (user)
- Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
- Punk Ass and the Grizzly Bear
- a huge man ass (user)
- Tap that ass
- Ass wrestling
- How to wash your ass
- Morrison's Lament
- What the Democratic Party needs is a kick in the ass
- ASS HOLE (user)
- I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- On the Road with My Pet Goat
- African wild ass
- Ass Ponys
- Girls Kick Ass: A Feminist Critique of the New Action Heroine and the Male Gaze
- Art Star Sounds Compilation (Ass Comp)
- thug ass nigga (user)
- hoss ass hole (user)
- haul ass
- Fat Ass (user)
- ass hole!!! (user)
- dumb ass (user)
- ass over teakettle
- The Devil is an Ass
- Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
- show your ass (user)
- candy ass (user)
- ass candy (user)
- ass butt (user)
- JOE KICK ASS (user)
- I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
- The law is an ass
- Jack ass (user)
- The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
- How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
- Ass kisser
- Drunk Ass Bukowski
- This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
- The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
- grabbing ass
- hot ass chris (user)
- trina sexy ass (user)
- ass whole (user)
- virgan ass (user)
- Cheap Ass Games (node_forward)
- Dat ass
- Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
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