Findings:
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- In God we trust? Who says?
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
- People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
- play dumb
- Were there a god!
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
- people were milling around at my wake, whispering and glancing. afterwards, my wife took a twirl with the embalmer
- The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
- Living Sober
- God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
- Taking things at surface value
- Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
- On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
- Dead links in writeups
- God must be living in the sea.
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- People who carp about their jobs
- people who don't exist
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- We're on our way to being GODS!
- Chinese cave people
- A rich woman who hated worms, a lawyer, and my husband's memories
- throw yourself into a memory as if it were air, as if it will save you
- the worst lunchbreak in living memory
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- Rednecks hating Canada
- Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
- Capitalize, please
- Why do people believe in God?
- The People Who Bring You Magic
- How to herd people in public
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
- Good News for People Who Love Bad News
- Find someone who dreams about people like you
- subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
- A Love Poem for Galileo and Men Who Stare at Stars
- people got a lot of ideas about who i am
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- Their Eyes Were Watching God
- Does God care who wins?
- God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- They were looking for God but found religion instead
- Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
- You know there's so many people living in this house
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
- Memories that never were
- Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
- we didn't know then that we were making memories
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
- Young people: Living at home longer
- Fossils were put there by God
- cat haters
- poem to a parent
- The bored who complain
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Those people who laugh too loudly
- Flaunting your sexuality
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- Using a command line
- Y2K from people who worked that night
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- Know your pets
- a personal God who intervenes in human history
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- The dream people were being assholes.
- Feeding people who struggle to eat
- Who makes God's rules?
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- Two people who are not touching
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- The other people who hate war
- People who don't read
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- People who love FTP
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- people who wear camo
- If the Sharks Were People
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
- Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
- people who need people are just people who need people
- People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- The People Who Used to Live There
- You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- A poem for a man who does not read poetry.
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
- I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
- Sing Praise to God Who Reigns Above
- The Dude and God's People
- Who are we to question God?
- I dreamed you were a god once
- Who created God?
- While you were waiting, God vacated the premises
- Will God forgive us for what we're doing?
- A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
- To the Accuser Who Is the God of This World
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- Somewhere there's a god who wants me
- Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
- Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
- The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies
- Metaphor for the lives we're living
- we're living in bread that's still being baked
- Who Are We Living For?
- it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
- The first living beings to see an Earthrise from the Moon were communist turtles.
- let the memories be good for those who stay
- Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
- parents as people
- Divine Horsemen: The Living Gods of Haiti
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- your devils and your gods, all the living and the dead, and you really are alone
- Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
- The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
- The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Who are the people in your neighborhood?
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
- Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- Are all male catlovers gay?
- If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- People who use Windows
- God helps those who help themselves
- Music need not be popular to be good
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- Type A blood
- The People who Fell into the Sky
- Why people who jog live longer
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- Behave as if there were a God
- The rules of pool are not selective
- We are the People Our Parents Warned Us About
- God is good, people are screwed up
- I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
- People who died laughing
- People who are not anarchists
- Famous people who can run a marathon
- Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
- I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
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