Findings:

• The most dangerous vampires were the ones who were bad at math
• The lottery is a tax on stupid people
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• cat haters
• Some people want to never feel anything bad, and call that happiness
• The bored who complain
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People
• people who wear camo
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Using a command line
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• Two people who are not touching
• Bad math teacher
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• bad at math
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• Flaunting your sexuality
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• The other people who hate war
• People who died laughing
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• People who carp about their jobs
• People who don't read
• The People Who Used to Live There
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Type A blood
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• The lottery is a tax on hope
• there are no good or bad people
• a bad poem about ham, Van Gogh and math
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• Taking things at surface value
• Dead links in writeups
• People who don't smoke will never die
• play dumb
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• Know your pets
• Why do bad things happen to good people?
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Capitalize, please
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• The rules of pool are not selective
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Drugs make people bad
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• People who use Windows
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• The Power Rangers who killed the gooey bad man
• Rednecks hating Canada
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• The People Who Bring You Magic
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• People who are not anarchists
• people who don't exist
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• Feeding people who struggle to eat
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• Why people who jog live longer
• People who love FTP
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• people who need people are just people who need people
• People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• bad breath
• Bad fantasy novels
• Bad posture
• bad drivers
• bad mojo
• My bad
• bad guy
• Bad Habit
• Big Bad Wolf
• The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
• Sleep is bad for you
• bad karma
• bad conscience
• Bad Idea Jeans
• bad bookstore
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• bad memories car
• Bad Company
• A bad 21st birthday
• Bad Boy
• Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
• bad form
• It's as easy to write bad poetry as it is to breathe
• Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
• City names with bad translations
• bad theology
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• Bad Boy Bill
• Napster BAD!
• This is probably a bad thing.
• 2 Bad Mice
• The Tale of Two Bad Mice
• The Story of a Fierce Bad Rabbit
• Good idea, Bad idea
• A Bad Part to All-Male Meetings
• It's always a pleasure to elevate a bad mood to an abstract principle
• Bad Astronaut
• Why capital punishment is a bad idea
• Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
• All Hands on the Bad One
• the bad conductor joke
• You make that sound like a bad thing
• Why fucking cows is a bad idea
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• bad password
• Bad kisser
• Mace Windu is a bad motherfucker
• Bad habits of the orangutans at the National Zoo
• It's not that bad
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• When good code goes bad
• Two out of three ain't bad
• The Bad Writing Contest
• Bad Attitudes
• when immunity is a bad thing
• why are we who we are?
• The GRE at 60 Hz is a bad idea

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