Findings:

• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• The most influential songs to have won the Eurovision Song contest
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• people who don't exist
• A reason to drink
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• How to "Have People"
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• Stoned music memories
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Don't encourage people to read
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I don't believe in people
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• I don't have the time
• telling people what they don't need to know
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Animals people have sex with
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• People want what they cannot have
• People have fucked up before
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Type A blood
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Using a command line
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Dead people I have known
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• worse things have happened to better people
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Cats don't have brakes
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I have a punklin and you don't
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Capitalize, please
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Indigenous people don't exist
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• You don't have to remember my name
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• I don't have a television set
• So you don't have to
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Things people don't want to hear
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• People don't flail when they die
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• No, I don't have channel 11
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• You don't have any real problems
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• People who don't read
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• you don't have to do this
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Know your pets
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once

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