Findings:
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- I'm fine no really
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
- I'm just here for the candy
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
- She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- I'm not sick but I'm not well
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
- i'm just a bunch of stolen parts?
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- some sort of electric light, i'm not really sure
- I'm just a collection of electrons
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- i'm just a girl
- Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
- (I'm just a) Love Machine
- I'm just sayin'
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
- i'm a million different people from one day to the next
- I'm just sayin'.
- I'm just guessing
- I'm in one of those moods again
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- i'm just sitting here worrying
- well im sure (user)
- I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
- Be a model or just look like one
- I'm just a bill
- just because they never bothered to really do
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
- I'm not really entitled to an opinion
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
- Because I'm an adult
- Though really, I'm waiting for you.
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
- I'm not really a waitress nail polish
- just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
- just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
- I'm not a monster, Tom. Well, technically I am. I guess I am.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
- I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
- I'm Really Into Techno
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- I'm Just Me (user)
- Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
- I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
- I'm not a poet, although I play one
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- Damn, I'm good.
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- I'm not drinking any more
- I'm pinching your face!
- I'm bored
- I'm a little ICBM
- I'm Glad
- Clean Test Area - One Touch Basic Blood Glucose Meter
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- 418 I'm a teapot
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- Hands off, I'm special
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
- I'm in this for the long haul
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- Im-
- I'm sorry
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- I'm tired
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- I'm not very cool
- I'm with you, Peter Pan
- Is this the blues I'm singing?
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I'm Your Fan
- I'm not sure
- So. Central Rain
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
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