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• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• Willy Loman was wrong in life but he was right on the inside
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• I married him because he was not mean
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Back when grunge was still cool
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• More than he was willing to give
• When I was young Time had no wings
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• He was found
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• He Was a Crook
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• he was a punk poet himself
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• some say he was never here at all
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• At least he was gentle
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• All he left her was alone
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• making certain he was touching her
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• He Was Only Joking
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• That's Just How He Was
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• He who has ears, let him hear
• You Forget Sometimes There Was Sunshine Back Then
• the river was cool. I wiped off every dangerous, sacred drop.
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• I was once young and had a home
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• I was me before being me was cool.
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• King George he had a Date
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
• (and it wasn’t in my time nor yet in your time: but a very good time it was for all that)
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• He had something to say. He said it.
• he had a dream
• No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• He smiles but it's not real.
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• I can't express my sexual anger without being shunned but it's cool when you do it
• Stuff was started stuff had ends
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• Back when our blood was still warm
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• /but what was the question?
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance

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