Findings:
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
- You know you've been hacking too long when
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- You know you've been away from home too long
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- Days when art is too much to bear
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- Too many of my days are spent stuffing my cheeks with food and crash landing in the ocean.
- I'd like some dreams too
- I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
- I have too many clothes
- Error: Too many errors
- You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
- It lingers in the air like too many tomorrows
- What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
- too many words
- Everybody is in too many pieces
- Too many cooks spoil the dish
- Some Haikus I Wrote When We Went to the Keys
- When I said too much I wasn't kidding.
- What I wrote when I was missing David
- Too Many Daves
- I've been a woman for too long
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- Too many lemons and not enough limes
- Too many secrets
- Far too many ways to name your meat
- Too many mes
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- It never rains when you want it to, many lawns under the deluge
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- When words mean too much
- too many of you fighting over nothing
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- haiku are nice until there are too many in one place
- If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
- when i stay in one spot too long, i lose the feel of the world
- I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
- The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
- When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
- But lately, I've been too tired to care
- watching headlights roll by, maybe you noticed one, swept by a little too slow
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- The Things She Could Forget, If I'd Forget Them Too
- Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
- I never dreamed I'd need so many people
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
- How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
- I'd love you if I'd never been born
- Too many cigarettes and not enough lung
- Too many chiefs and not enough Indians
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- Too Many Notes: a 300-word essay on brevity
- too many men on the ice
- Too Many Puppies
- Never Too Many Long Goodbyes
- When too much Dungeons and Dragons changes your religion
- Everything seems to complicate too much when your desires are fulfilled
- Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too
- Too Many Cooks
- Too many songs about Superman. Not enough songs about Batman.
- Movies that should have been books first
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- A poem I wrote when I was 5
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- We get too tense when we drive
- when Hemingway Wrote
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- Why I hate when my father tinkers with the computer, and why you should too
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- You know when you've been Jesuited
- Angered about bias, I wrote a paper. I discovered that I too am biased.
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Queen Mother is 100 - The UK is proud (apparently)
- Having a shoplifter arrested is apparently an act of racism
- Arrested for being drunk in a... bar? In... Texas? Apparently so.
- I Wrote a Poem Daddy
- I've frequently not been on boats
- Front porch, what should have been said
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- What have you been smoking?
- Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
- The Piano Has Been Drinking
- You've Been Borged! (document)
- I've been crowned the king of it
- you know you've been caught
- been through the fire
- This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- You've Been Dumped
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
- I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
- I may or may not have been naked
- This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
- The ringing has been drowned out by voices
- It's been lovely
- Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
- Everything that there is to do with electronic instruments has been done
- It's All Been Done Before
- I know I have been dreaming
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
- Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
- The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
- you would have been
- They had been expecting me
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
- Why I've never been ice skating
- Why have there been no great women artists?
- The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
- My dog has been stolen
- How to find something which has been lost
- I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
- It Must Have Been the Roses
- Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- I've been shot!
- I've been duped by Satan!
- I've been working on my homework
- Life had been an opportunity lost
- The path we have been walking
- And All That Could Have Been
- It could have been me
- Your request for no MSG has been denied
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
- Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
- jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
- send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
- Your computer has been cracked
- Discard Packet B. Packet B's been a naughty packet.
- How interesting facts and theories are discredited
- I've been expecting you
- The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
- Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
- We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
- It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
- Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- Could have beens, should have beens
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
- Sorry. Position has been filled.
- So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
- Proximity Martini
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- I shoulda been there
- I could have been one of a two
- I've been dead a long time
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
- 40 Albums That Should've Been Hits: 1971
- I’ve been completed
- Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- This is the oldest I've ever been
- It's been odd out in the world
- been there, done that
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- This has not been an easy year.
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