Findings:
- Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
- piano outside in the snow. and she was spinning
- I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
- My man was shot for his sheep coat
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
- His version was better
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- It Was a Lover and His Lass
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- I was taken by a honeymoon scam
- It was a dark and stormy night
- Was (Not Was)
- Jerry Was a Race Car Driver
- There was a time when I was a better person
- It was not a dream
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- i wonder if that was meant to console
- There was a rose that faded young
- Why I was convinced I would die young
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- I was looking for you
- Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
- Kilroy was here
- When I Was One-and-Twenty
- The train station was fucking freezing and
- Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
- Jesus was Mexican
- People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
- A poem I wrote when I was 5
- the seven hills of Rome
- I was once stranded on a dessert island
- Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
- The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
- Concrete, Washington
- I was never any good at maths at school
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
- I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
- Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
- To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
- Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
- Her name was Natalie
- Jesus was a black man
- What was left after the party
- I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- was
- wa
- "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
- my only pin-up was Pelé
- It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- It was you, Atthis
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- If Dr. Seuss Were a Tech Writer
- I was a young boy that had big plans
- Man was created in God's image
- Cybersex before it was cool
- Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
- It was all God's fault
- I was searching glass
- I was aghast, yet intrigued
- There was a young lady of Riga
- This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- That was a joke, son.
- Robert E. Lee and his lieutenants
- I was into them after they were hip
- I was promised flying cars
- Once, everyone was a computer novice
- What was the question?
- Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
- Which of the Bewitched Dicks was gay?
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- I was a homeless bum
- That Was Then, This is Now
- I woke up and thought it was Saturday
- being a kid was great
- I once was a clueless young noder
- Lando was supposed to die
- when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
- The Princess who was Hidden Underground
- Leather-bound organizer
- There was this one great night at Alice's house,
- If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
- Is And Is Not As It Was
- Conrad's dirigible was tipping
- The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
- Imagine if your microwave was intelligent
- The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
- if music were a woman
- It was more than perfect understanding
- That Was The Week That Was
- In the Beginning was the Command Line
- Why Socrates was really executed
- WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- Why was Cthulhu blue?
- The Walrus was Paul
- Descartes was wrong
- No shit, there I was
- Vancouver, Washington
- Here lies one whose name was writ in water
- I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
- What I wrote when I was missing David
- Able was I, ere I saw Elba
- Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
- Trompe
- And the sky was made of amethysts
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- Music was better in the old days
- There was once a Man
- When I was your age
- I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- The day I realized what being alive was
- Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
- The world was designed for giant squid
- If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
- Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
- It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
- I was going to marry Marty
- hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
- God was created in man's image
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- I Hear it was Charged Against Me
- Back when grunge was still cool
- Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
- The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
- Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
- I was once stranded on a desert island
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- 'T was
- So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
- I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- How was your trip to London, Dan?
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
- As I Was Going to St Ives
- The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
- drop a piano on his head
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