Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Assistant Principal. He used to be an advisor for students and got promoted. Cool dude, but it is clear he has a LOT of stuff to do."

• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• he has her eyes
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• great things he has taught us
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• Things I'll do now that he's gone
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• He Asked Me for Water but I Gave Him Ice
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on Earth?
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• He believes he has written a poem, yes.
• now he just uses one he saw on a grave
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• he wants us to be free
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He smiles but it's not real.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• I can't express my sexual anger without being shunned but it's cool when you do it
• Willy Loman was wrong in life but he was right on the inside
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• He who has ears, let him hear
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• He Used Not To Sleep / He Hid Under The Bed
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• He has redefined me, again and again
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• When the crown becomes too heavy for the head of the czar he still won't be allowed to remove it
• He has spit in my coat
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• Do you really want Alexa to be hearing this
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• The proper temperature can be reached through the use of heaters
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• a pile of dust where a fun girl used to be
• a garden where a girl used to be
 
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• To do is to be
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• Sometimes in the quiet spaces between the sheets we forget who we each used to be
• but you wanna be bad
• Much has been done, and much remains to be done
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• You've got to be kidding me
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• You've Got to be Brain Damaged
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• We used to be more in sync
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• The back of the cereal box isn't what it used to be
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• It's so cool to be denied
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
• Alexander, Who Used to Be Rich Last Sunday
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• I said to my soul, be cool.
• Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device
• Romantic as in 19th century German aesthetics, not what mommy says daddy used to be.
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• I met her today, the girl I used to be
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• be cool
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers

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