Findings:
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- Seven Years Old, in the YMCA Pool
- You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
- Seven Year Old Porridge
- Where the hell do you think you're going today?
- Death of an Eight Year Old
- I am eighteen years old
- If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
- The Seven Year Itch
- the years do roll on
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- A strange case study of emergent behavior in a 30 year old computer program
- Gullet and I are standing in the kitchen because that's what we do.
- I care because you do
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
- MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
- Nobuo Fujita's 400 year old Samurai sword
- Babysitting a gigantic five year old
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- the metabolism of a twenty two year old boy
- Seven Years in Tibet
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- Do Things The Old Way (category)
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Take an object. Do something to it. Do something else to it.
- 15 years old
- When the Year Grows Old
- How to teach cognitive neuroscience to a four year old
- 17 year old virgin (user)
- When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
- One year old
- Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
- seven years for one afternoon of blissful transgression
- If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
- Thousand Year Old Vampire
- Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
- just because they never bothered to really do
- I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- Because I do not want to forget
- Top Ten Things To Do With An Old Laptop
- This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- I don't know what else to do
- Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- Somebody else's old throwaways
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
- Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
- food fight
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- Portrait of a 16 Year Old Man
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- 15 year old JavaScript hack
- 16 year old
- Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
- When I was ten years old
- The 40 Year Old Virgin
- Wet T-shirts and hot summers: a fifteen year old's definition of love
- Thirty-one year old Lincoln makes a political blueprint, January, 1840
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- Ode to the 21 year old Korean female who lay dying outside my window
- Seven Years' War
- A broken tower: seven years of lonely luck
- The Seven Years Campaign
- Seven Years
- Itzhak Perlman plays a three hundred year old Stradivarius violin
- Twelve years dungeon. All of you. Dungeon. Seven years. No trials.
- Getting drunk with 16 year olds
- when trafficking in HOT NAKED PICS OF 18 YEAR OLD SLUTS, consider your sources carefully
- I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Because I dig you
- Because I say so
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- Because it's wrong
- I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- Because that would make sense
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- I smile just because you exist
- Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- time lost in life because of waiting
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
- We smoke cloves because we can
- Because I needed to hear you over the noise
- I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- Aliens look like aliens because they're human
- because it wasn't just the air
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- because I love skating bears
- I Had No Time to Hate, Because
- Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
- Because I love you
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- I married him because he was not mean
- The last dozen years of populism have been a miserable failure
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
- Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
- Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Because it is bitter and because it is my heart
- Shrug (Because of Me and You)
- Pity me not because the light of day
- in spite (or perhaps because) of
- They hate us because we're wonderful
- Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
- Because I couldn't
- Because he feared the turn of seasons
- Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
- It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
- Because the gods that made them are gods no more
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- Because, not in spite of
- Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
- I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
- Because I lived in Paradise
- You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
- because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
- I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
- or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
- We love foxes because we killed the wolves
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
- Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- because I have given up any care
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- because everything that is connected is beautiful
- mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
- Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
- because death is just so full, and man so small
- Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
- because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
- It's funny because it's you
- because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
- A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- I shiver because I think you make my bones glow.
- Because she is unchanging, you are crazy
- She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
- Important mainly because of the people in the conversation.
- I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
- Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
- Humans exist only because opposites exist
- I reject evolution because it's heteronormative.
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- because it represents, better yet, it is
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