Findings:
- she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
- Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- She must be what cocaine is like
- You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
- It must be morning when she dreams.
- I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
- How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
- I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- She says kill. I say how many.
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- She was too beautiful to be human
- How clear she shines
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- Venus, when she is the evening star
- How's she cutting?
- Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- She teaches a night class. Psychology 100, to be precise.
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- All the things she had at one point wanted to be
- she can't remember what it's like to be found
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
- She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
- She was so pleased to learn that she was right
- Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
- she does not know how much I need this
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- She remembers the stars
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
- The stars were bright that night she left me forever
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- She could be a businesswoman
- she couldn’t go and be beautiful
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- I learned how to be a prostitute in Nebraska
- If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
- Before she started smoking
- It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- You mean she can
- She is glowing on fire. can she see that?
- That moment before she asked
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- She Had to Be Sure
- She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
- She bruised her knee. This is how we met.
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
- This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
- she gave her heart to a falling star
- She was cilantro, jalapeño, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
- she named it killer and took it to the beach to play in the sand
- She was cilantro, jalepeno, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- Learning to play the drums
- How she saw the moon
- How's she goin', by
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- Let Us Be Merry Before We Go
- The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
- If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- College football must be preserved
- Signs must be loud
- Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- How the Internet Came to Be
- Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
- the last shall be first and the first shall be last
- All Flesh Must Be Eaten
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
- So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
- My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- Abbey Road should never be played on random
- Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- TV can be a good thing
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- Everything Can Be Beaten
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- It can be cold in the dark
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- How the Moon Came to Be
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- Everything that can be invented has been invented
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- How to be a good evil villain
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- I must die or be better
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- How to be a terrible customer
- Must be a lesbian
- We Can Be Together
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- How to be invisible
- Any song can be a love song
- Knowledge can never be certain
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- Be cool in college
- Can the Koran from Eternity be?
- This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
- Foods which can be eaten raw
- Lessons to be learned from Napster
- homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
- Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- How to be a troll
- Goops and How to be Them
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- How the Sun Came to Be
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- So you want to be a star?
- We must be traveling through time backwards
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- Surgeons must be very careful
- Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- Father, can I be the dawn now?
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- No one can be totally logical
- Beggars CAN be choosers
- How To Be Good
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
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