Findings:
- How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Upon the Translation of the Psalms by Sir Philip Sidney, and the Countess of Pembroke, his Sister
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
- when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- When things are known by a brand name
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
- What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
- Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- Being rejected by someone you really respect
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Being betrayed by one's own body
- This music crept by me upon the waters
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
- When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
- Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
- When you are being sacrificed
- Disneyfying Shakespearean Tragedy
- The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
- Being complicated is not fun, especially when not everyone agrees that you are
- Accidental death odds
- Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- Going by the script when talking to people
- When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
- You can win any argument on the internet by being stupid enough
- Two paintballs sit upon the black pseudo-timber chest of drawers by my bed
- Step By Step
- Step by Step System
- A Nocturnal upon St. Lucy's Day, Being the Shortest Day
- Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
- Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
- Steps To Being a Webmaster
- When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
- When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- The Wild Colonials
- Good Friday Agreement : Comparable Steps by the Irish Government
- When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
- My eyes change color when I kiss someone
- Rudeness is measured by context. The measure of rudeness upon a subject is inversely proportional to the subject's imposition.
- At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- on being hit by lightning
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- Being licked to death by kittens
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
- Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
- When You Wish Upon a Star
- Cease, then, being Emperor
- When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
- The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
- BananaPeel (user)
- imperfect being (user)
- human being
- Are You Being Served?
- being close to another person
- Just being quiet and close
- The Unbearable Lightness of Being
- The difference between being "naked" and being "nekkid"
- Being and Nothingness
- The Importance of Being Earnest
- Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- you being in love
- World of Being
- Now that we're being so open and honest
- Evolutionary pressure against being evil
- Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
- Being a Green Mother
- Creativity, the essence of being human
- Being alone
- Being There
- The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
- Human being emulator
- Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
- Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
- Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite
- what does being a sociological researcher entail?
- there's good and bad in being a database administrator
- The joy of Being a Technician
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
- Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- being a kid was great
- Being short
- The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
- The curse of being named Tim
- being complimentary
- What's wrong with being independent
- Jewel not being mean for a minute
- Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- Reasons for Not Being at Work
- The Importance of Being Educated
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- at the thought of being close to you..
- dr's Hospital Adventure : it's weird being recognized as somewhat of a celebrity
- The honor of being a rat
- Being put on hold
- You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
- Why I hate being single
- "Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad
- The Everything guide to being a pizza driver
- Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
- Why are chimneys being demolished?
- Being Designated Driver on New Year's Eve
- The Greatest Fear In America Is That of Not Being Politically Correct
- I Enjoy Being a Girl
- famous for being famous
- Florida being promoted for its hockey
- she being Brand
- Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
- The trials and tribulations of being an E-mail technical support representative
- On being the Older Woman
- Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
- Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
- Being the outsider at a party
- Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
- On the topic of being alone
- Great Chain of Being
- Adolescents: Beings of inherent evil
- Being with an older woman
- In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
- The Story That Is Still Being Written
- On being the first person to finish a test
- Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
- On Being the Right Size
- The new rulers of the world are being decided upon
- Being Digital
- He not busy being born is busy dying
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
- Being rich is as much a trap as being poor
- Being both black and white
- the problem with being a member of the dominant culture
- It's a sin this not being ready, this not being up to it
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- The disadvantages of being left handed
- Single Being
- What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
- being true to your nature
- No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
- On Being the one who goes away
- The girls' guide to being a girl
- How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
- Being in a relationship is not a guarantee against loneliness
- The curse of being gifted
- Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- All things being equal
- There's nothing noble about being a soldier
- being ill during exams
- Tired of being angry
- An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
- The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
- Bruxa Maria de Zuzaya is being tempted
- On being American
- On being a college radio DJ
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