Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Bossman's the Executive Vice President of a pharmaceutical company. I know, because sometimes when he's bored he'll make me call him stupid things like Mr. Executive Vice President, or Mr. President when he's feeling daring."

• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• Happy birthday, Mr. President
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Mr. President
• U.S. Federal Government: Executive Office of the President
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Well, when the president does it that means that it is not illegal.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Vice President Dick Cheney's Speech from Afghanistan
• Vice President of the United States
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• he calls me girly (user)
• Salary of the President of the United States
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• Jesus He Knows Me
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• I married him because he was not mean
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• Mr. Stupid, or Learning to Write
• When the crown becomes too heavy for the head of the czar he still won't be allowed to remove it
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• The president's not the real president anyway, you know that!
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• When he became an old man
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• When fierce media executives attack!
• Mr. Lunch takes the bus. In fact, he prefers it.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• When or Not, Make it Great
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Clotel; or, The President's Daughter
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• He'll never know what he's missing
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• he calls me monster
• He called me Sarah once
• He brings me books like flowers
• When he grins it is a thousand-word story
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• you know he said
• He don't know
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• My Company Likes Me
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• Sometimes I think he forgets, and I need this, this night
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• A man is known by the company he keeps.
• He has redefined me, again and again
• He who has ears, let him hear
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• I never met him. He broke my heart.
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• He called he his brother and spoke approvingly of my story
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• kill him dead; don't call me
• What is this useless broken wooden boy? He is saying stupid things, he is lurching!
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• he likes to watch you walk
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• I'm always breathless when you call
• She makes the sign of the teaspoon, he makes the sign of the wave
• When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
• The day he gave me a lift
• he (or she)
• Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• Mr. Mysterious and Company
• He Who Knows Everything
• He that is not with me is against me.
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• He taught me how to smoke
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• he that is not with me is against me
• and i'm shaking like a leaf, and they call me under
• Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• He Hate Me
• Summer never answers when you call
• He called around 5:30
• Mr. Bach Comes to Call
• Fear makes a man kill what he loves
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• He doesn't know what he's missing
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• she, he, and me
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
• he smokes like a cello plays

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