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• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• He made a way to his anger
• And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• He's Able
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Even the dead will not be safe
• and now forever frozen in time he
• Even my faults he adores
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• He always dreamed about subjects such as the very nature of the soul
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• Even as he laid dying in my arms
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• He will bring us goodness and light
• A man is known by the company he keeps.
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He weaves his words
• He flops over and bonks his head
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• he is too shy to write his tale
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• He called he his brother and spoke approvingly of my story
• He just left his body
• making certain he was touching her
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• God is not dead; he is merely unemployed.
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• He's Jack
• even with a healer, it takes time to mend
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• He
• Most men will not swim before they are able to
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Such tattered wings. Still able to fly
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• we will rise to meet the dead
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• we can get along even though we disagree
• even though I wanted my friends to know
• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• he/she
• I will find the beauty in you even if I have to plant and grow it myself
• hes (user)
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• He Is Born
• To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• The past is never dead. It's not even past.
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• I've been dead a long time
• A mid-leap crisis will still be a crisis even if you manage to land on your feet.
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• He said, expecting the answer no
• he who (user)
• Measuring time by setting fire to various things
• I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
• He is radical and funky fresh!
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• Our stories will surprise even our selves.
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• He's Gone
• Li He
• Don't Go Out the Door
• Ancient Arrowhead
• Song of the Sorceress
• He never returned
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• s/he
• dead time
• Orpheus and his Twice Dead bride, Eurydice
• Drinking Pepsi will bring your dead ancestors back to life
• Chicken-cleaning brushes
• We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank
• I try to avoid making things more dead
• In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• In his house in Wonderland, dead Totoro lies dreaming.
• Even though I sleep terribly with another body in the bed
• Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
• if Gerry Stern were dead, he'd roll over in his grave
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• Hope is a powerful light in times of darkness. Even if it's false hope.
• i wear headphones even though i would desperately like to meet someone
• Why should I care about proper HTML when it looks fine on my browser? (document)
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands

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