Findings:

• I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• Tournament chess
• For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
• science can't explain how our thoughts are formed
• I can't believe it's not human flesh
• I Can't Believe It's Not Semen!
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• Can't Get You Out of My Thoughts
• Dumb laws
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• i saw the ugliest thing in the world and thought it was neat-o
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• ICC Chess Tournament (collaboration)
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• I was going to marry Marty
• When you just can't win
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• Who's going to believe a nine-year-old girl?
• I can't believe it's not Heroin!
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• I thought that what I was taught was true.
• I Thought I Was A Child
• The teachers thought I was insane
• I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
• All Army Chess Tournament
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• Blitz chess tournament
• I was a chess piece
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• This was not my going away party
• Going out for a smoothie with your dad
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• You Can't Win
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• more sure of all I thought was true
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
• I Thought My Father Was God
• 2016 was bad enough. Is it only going to get worse?
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• Deadline: I Can't Believe It's Not Espionage!
• An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
• Dammit! I can't win
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• I want to believe
• I don't believe in people
• Make Believe
• Do You Believe
• Human beings will believe anything
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• Ripley's Believe it or Not!
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• believe it or not
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• We believe in free speech -- and free beatings
• Why do we believe science is causal?
• I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
• I Believe in Everything
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• I don't believe in anything
• Ten reasons why creation scientists don't believe in evolution
• Ten reasons to believe in God
• I believe in God
• Believe in the possibility
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• I don't believe in falling in love
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Never believe your users
• What pornos would have us believe
• A Tall Tale You Won't Believe
• Why do people believe in God?
• Reasons to Believe
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• She didn't believe in transcendence
• You don't believe in evolution?
• I Believe Switch
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Leo believes in fate
• I Used to Believe
• I believe in a soluble fish
• Don't Believe the truth
• Reason to believe
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• a lie I needed to believe
• At night, she still believes in him
• Why People Believe Weird Things
• The difference between feel, think, and believe
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Lord, I believe; help thou my unbelief
• I do believe in assigning value to things.
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• I don't believe in magic; I believe in atoms
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Little Kids Are Stupid & Believe Really Obvious Lies
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• she wants to believe
• The X-Files: I Want to Believe
• Change I can believe in
• I believe you have my stapler
• It is at that moment, I believe, that Sylvester finds his true voice
• This is what Scientologists actually believe
• He believes he has written a poem, yes.
• Let's be foolish and believe in ridiculous things
• Once you don't believe in the afterlife, it's not worth dying anymore
• Believe (user)
• I believe in people
• a make believe philosophy
• BeLIEves (user)
• believe nothing (user)
• I believe in the infinite
• I believe my father
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• it is a mistake to believe magic unreal. it is a mistake to believe magic exists.
• do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
• I'm a bad bitch and you better believe it
• the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
• the moment you believe ideas exist, you are lost
• Dragon New Warm Mountain I Believe In You
• And I believe we belong somewhere in between right and wrong
• What a Fool Believes
• Take off your band-aid, 'cause I don't believe in touchdowns
• do you believe in the universe?
• Do you believe, dear reader, that there exists a slender gossamer thread binding you and and I together in our shared humanity? Say 'yes', and we will face the onslaught of the unreal together.
• It can't rain all the time
• You can't get there from here
• can't
• White Men Can't Jump
• Can't Buy a Thrill
• Parker Lewis Can't Lose
• i can't find it anywhere
• You Can't Do That on Television
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Cant
• Canted
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• we just can't give 'em away!
• You can't have everything
• can't happen
• You can't handle the truth

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