Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "DRUGS DON'T KILL YOU, THEY JUST MAKE YOU A COMPLETE FUCKING LACKWIT (No biggie)"

• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Rape committed by women
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Live Era '87-'93
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• a steady diet of coincidences makes it easy to believe they are more than just coincidences
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• No, don't click that!
• Blue and Yellow Don't Make Green
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Why don't search engines make use of NLP?
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• "No" is a complete sentence
• Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Sorry, we don't make that in YOUR size
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Guitar strings don't make good tattoo needles
• They don't know what they're missing
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
• Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Don’t take no wooden horses
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• No drugs or money kept in box. Blood and urine specimens only.
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• That phone call you don't want to make
• Lucky Charms Don't Make You Lucky
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• They don't touch me the same way
• They don't understand my tea
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• I don't like the drugs
• No, don't set it down there; that's the Void. Just leave it on the coffee table.
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Don't say no
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• I dont no (user)
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• why don't you just?
• drug don'ts
• You don't hear the bang, you just see the flash
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I just don't know when to quit.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
• Don't say yes if you can't say no
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• Don't Come Around Here No More
• We don't need no education
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• don't kill your clients
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Don't buy the champagne just yet
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Two wrongs don't make right
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Winners Don't Use Drugs
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Brown Shoes Don't Make It
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• They Don't Want Me
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• kill him dead; don't call me
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• don't need no credit card to ride this train
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Don't Make Me Think
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• OH NO YOU DON'T
• We don't make good wives
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• People don't flail when they die
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• You just don't get it
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people

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