Findings:

• I Don't Like Mondays
• asbestos cork award
• Cork
• corked bat
• Corked
• Cork fossil
• cork soakin' snakes
• cork shotgun
• West Cork Golf
• Cork city slang
• wine cork
• cork tree
• Richard's Cork Leg
• People's Republic Of Cork
• Sammy Sosa and the corked bat
• Earl of Cork
• Mary Monckton, Countess of Cork and Orrery
• Edmund Boyle, 7th Earl of Cork and Orrery
• John Boyle, 5th Earl of Cork and Orrery
• Richard Boyle, 1st Earl of Cork
• County Cork
• From Under the Cork Tree
• Corked wine
• Cork board
• zeke the cork (user)
• Dumbledore pointed his wand at the bottle and the cork flew out.
• CorK (user)
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• Don't panic
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• (Don't Fear) The Reaper
• Don't try this at home
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• You Don't Know Jack
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Contradictions don't exist
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Don't stand so close to me
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• Don't shit where you eat
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Don't order meat well-done
• Don't Tell Alfred
• Don't mess with Texas
• you don't want to know
• Don't Vote!
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Saying what you don't mean
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Don't fuck llamas
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I don't believe in people
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I don't think of her
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't lock your keys in your car
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• Don't call it San Fran
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• I don't like moving.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Don't forget the toes
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Don't let the bastards grind you down
• Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• I don't want to die
• Don't Give Me Names
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• Don't lie. Ever.
• I don't have a television set
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• I don't understand vegetarians
• Cats don't masturbate
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• If at first you don't succeed
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Don't feed the bears
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Dead languages don't change
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Two wrongs don't make right
• Don't read song analyses
• (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Old video games don't die
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Don't hold your breath
• French Canadians don't speak French
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses

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