Findings:
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
- The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- bringing me back to when less was worth more
- I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
- man when you are telling me how it was
- Women want me when I'm taken
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- When I Was Born for the 7th Time
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- What will happen to me, when you die?
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- I Hate It When It Happens To Me
- Some time when I was a teenager
- I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
- for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
- What's The Worst That Could Happen?
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- When I was young Time had no wings
- There was a time when I was a better person
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
- there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- If you told me this never happened
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- All you ever did was let it happen
- dead time
- Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
- What really happens when you call the help desk
- I've been dead a long time
- This Could Happen To You
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- The Book that Proves Time Travel Happens
- I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
- I'm Gay, not dead!
- What Happens to Dead Muppets?
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
- What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
- Level 2
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- This happens all the time
- I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
- I walk around when I'm high
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
- She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- I'm not in love, set me free
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- If you could see me cry
- I could never draw but they made me an artist
- For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
- It was the least I could do
- Turn me on, Dead Man
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
- THE IRON NODER CHALLENGE XII: WE'LL RUST WHEN WE'RE DEAD
- Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
- When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- I could do without it, if I knew what it was
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
- Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
- When Night's Black Mantle could Most Darkness Prove
- What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
- Django Reinhardt was dead already
- I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
- Tell Me What Happened Billy
- Something was about to happen.
- When Bad Things Happen to Good People
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- It could have been me
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- I'm wishing Jesus was here again
- I know more when I'm alone
- Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- I'm the world's worst psychic
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- The four-eyed girl could make me cry
- How could God let this happen?
- no easy love could ever make me feel the same
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
- When you're dead, you're dead
- When you blow out like a dead star
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- Could you have danced with me?
- Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
- When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
- When I am dead, my dearest
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- kill him dead; don't call me
- February wants me dead
- if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
- The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
- It Could Happen to You
- Yeah, I know I'm dead;
- frell me dead
- Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
- I wish I was dead
- in the morning it was almost too dead center
- The dead are with me
- What happens when we die?
- when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
- I'm dead (user)
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- It happened a long time ago
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
- Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- What happens when a crane touches a power line
- What really happens when boy meets girl
- When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
- What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
- Dead Like Me
- The Moment When Nothing Happened
- This is When it Happens
- I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
- What happens when a Pope dies
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