Findings:
- Watermelon hookah
- into the deep end in a few short words
- how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
- How to turn an axolotl into a salamander
- How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
- Turning a dorm room into a room
- How to turn a crack house into a crack home
- Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
- How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
- How the capital letters turned into the small letters
- How to turn a tiny illustration into a poster-sized masterpiece
- How to turn any number into a 9
- How to turn your boring job into a promising career
- How to turn a kraken house into a kraken home
- Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
- How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
- Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
- precision vs. accuracy
- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Turn Off My TV
- my piss turned into molten hot, chunky oatmeal
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- All my possessions packed into a few boxes
- How to attract the opposite sex
- How to type furigana in Microsoft Word
- How to learn French swear words
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
- Words carved into the walls
- How to transform adjectives into adverbs in French
- How Uncle Henry Got Into Trouble
- Image Processing: how to turn a RAW image back to PGM
- Why big businesses give prizes away
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- How many pictures is one word worth?
- Into the Words
- Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
- Beautiful words are nonsense if you can't hear how you're saying them.
- some great machines turn beauty into garbage
- My Little Pony turns nice girls into porn stars
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- How Few Remain
- How to avoid a car accident
- fit a poem in your pocket, fit a few words in your mind
- How Eulenspiegel crept into a beehive
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- Dipping your hand into molten lead
- Fixing a water damaged cell phone
- How to jump into a pile of leaves
- How to make a left turn in Pittsburgh
- how to get into UCLA
- Give us a few words
- how to bring up sex in a conversation
- being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
- tumble turn
- I only crashed into your house a few times, come on
- How I used an optical illusion to become marginally more attractive to the opposite sex
- words hiss into me
- Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
- An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
- I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
- Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
- here is the mutiny I promised you and here is the party it turned into
- Turn anything into a sound file
- Turn a simple LED into a beautiful bass light show
- Walking by houses that briefly turn into homes
- things you can't turn into poetry
- No, you idiot, lap dancing does not turn people into rapists
- a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
- How Bill Moyers Turned the Tables on Scholastica
- How to make a left turn in LA
- How to break into a car
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- How Ozma Looked into the Magic Picture
- How to disable menu fade-in in Windows 2000
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- Words to help you remember how it feels
- How to avoid driving into your garage with your bike still on the car roof rack
- Words are how we see you. Use them well.
- How Far To Turn
- Sex with a chicken
- look at how we fold perfectly into the night
- How to Sell Sex Stories
- How To Be Funny
- Sex in a small car
- How to jump into water from a height
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- How to turn around in the street
- How to improve your chances of having sex
- How books get into libraries
- How to add Surround into a plain stereo system
- How to sneak into the Atlanta Coca-Cola factory
- How to write sex and violence - tastefully
- How the Sphere, having in vain tried words, resorted to deeds
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- If a picture is worth a thousand words how many for a touch?
- not what words are used, but how they are used
- How to have lesbian sex
- How it turns
- You're dripping liquid sex into my Cherry Coke
- I hope this won't turn into an infestation
- Run and turn into butter
- The smoke turned into rain
- Spilling over into words, we run out of space too soon
- sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
- funny how cliches stay true
- Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
- Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
- Sex and Fear and Power, all packed into one holster
- He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
- don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
- I shall whisper words into your skin for a thousand nights to come
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- we turn into werewolves, liquor dripping from our fangs
- Turn the funk into function and leave the junk at the junction
- And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- How the Stranger vainly endeavoured to reveal to me in words the mysteries of Spaceland
- I lean into my words
- eaten, captured, turned into beasts
- Why would you turn on the near lights to look far away into the darkness?
- Turning coffee into words
- Letters from a Savior; Offer for a few
- A Few Details
- Lines Composed a Few Miles above Tintern Abbey
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- A few fries short of a happy meal
- Cold, dark, excessive rain, violent drinking, and the exorcism of a few displaced spirits
- The few slogans I bear
- A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
- few vs. less
- A Few Matters of Form
- a few pathetic sentences
- A Few Notes On The Culture
- For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
- My few moments of wonderful
- words about the wordless, like planets around the sun
- few (user)
- Huddled in the masses; we are few and far between
- The Few and the Proud
- imagine that when you die you relive the last few seconds of your life
- Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
- A Few More Translation Exercises
- as funny as hell
- So funny you will piss yourself laughing
- funny disclaimers
- Trying to use tab completion in funny places
- A funny thing happened in the arcade today...
- Naming your computer
- small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
- Card carrying, glow-stick waving, use too much gel, funny pant wearing, weirdo
- funny fat guy who dies
- Funny Black Man
- That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore
- A funny story about my Egyptian Grandmother
- Funny C declarations
- funny fag
- funny pages
- Hearts are funny, fragile, things
- not as funny as it used to be
- Insulting softlinks
- pants are funny
- That funny nerve feeling in my foot
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- Betty MacDonald
- My Funny Valentine
- A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
- A Smile is a Funny Thing
- huge marketing muscle powered by VC funny money
- funny UNIX commands
- Games Workshop's Funny Dice
- A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
- Your Sucking Funny Day
- Impressing a man
- how to make a mess
- how
- Teach your grandmother how to suck eggs
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