Findings:
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- Never chew on a soda can tab
- long blond surfer hair that never got dipped in the ocean
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- Seven words you can never say on television
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- I got the stigmata from a bike on a long gravel road.
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- Answering a phone that never rings
- My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
- I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
- The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose
- A man's got to know his limitations
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
- Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- I never bend what I can break
- You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
- How long can you hold your breath?
- as long as i can feel the beat, as long as i keep dancing
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- Johnny Got His Gun
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- They will love him long after he is gone.
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- He Never Died
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- if a bird is never free from his cage, then his world is only his name
- mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
- That too long hour never dim enough until sleep
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- Never coin a phrase if you can help it
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
- I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- Cool, you can put a bullet in his head!
- you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
- you can never quarantine the past
- the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- You never can tell
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- I never ventured in the woods and got drunk and slept
- He flops over and bonks his head
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- He'll never know what he's missing
- I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- How Pac-Man got his name
- If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
- He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
- some say he was never here at all
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- In the foyer of my mind, he remains, never venturing into the parlor
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- He just left his body
- He made a way to his anger
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- A boy and his shadow standing on a long shore trying to figure out the intentions of the sun
- Play the bird with the long neck
- The Fool Rings His Bells
- he is too shy to write his tale
- a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
- Never Too Many Long Goodbyes
- long neck
- Long Neck Bottles
- Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- you never can tell with bees
- The soda can squirt gun
- Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
- Why is it we desire that which we can never attain?
- Knowledge can never be certain
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- the summer can do little more than feed itself
- Ski piss
- If I can ruin it for you in one sentence, you've got a fragile perspective.
- The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
- You can never really escape the fire
- How long can you dance in the endzone?
- You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
- You can never go home again
- we can give up, but the world never will
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- Holding the sword tightly and warmly in my chest, pinning the memories down as long as I can.
- He can
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
- you put rocks in the bag. you carry it as long as you can. and then you find somewhere you love, and you put the rocks down.
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- he can find a cure for us, if we help him
- You can never get away from yourself
- Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- Something I Can Never Have
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
- No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
- I got lost in a Siberian winter and never came back
- Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
- My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
- Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
- Why Christianity never caught on in Japan
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- He weaves his words
- He never looked back
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- He never returned
- How to crack root and not get caught
- You can never become anything if you're not good at math
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- He never killed a man that did not need killing.
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- I never met him. He broke my heart.
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- Never trust anything that can think for itself
- Yan Can Cook
- Your smoking can harm others
- I can divide by zero
- Language of the dead
- Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
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