Findings:

• he would have laughed
• he would have cried
• He's been places they have not.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• I think he only loves the world for him.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• Surely he would remember this
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• you would have been
• if only he could hear my silent cries
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• He Was Only Joking
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• What have you been smoking?
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Evolution is only a theory
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• I could have been Canadian
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• I may or may not have been naked
• What pornos would have us believe
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• i have been burning for so long
• If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• If the only thing you have is your pride, you have to guard it well.
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• What Might Have Been
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• the only comfort we could ever have
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• If only we knew of what we have glimpsed
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• The way things have always been done
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• I could have been one of a two
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• My words are the only gift I have for you
• You stole what they would have given you
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Words that only have one context
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Only Angels Have Wings
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• I appear to have been misinformed
• should have been an artist not a software engineer

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