Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "He would laugh at silly tv shows and then we would have philosophical discussions with dinner"

• he would have laughed
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• he would have cried
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• I would like to have emotions
• You stole what they would have given you
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• Surely he would remember this
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• all the poison pearls would laugh
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• you would have been
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• you become whoever would have saved you that time that no one did
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Bernie would have won
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• What pornos would have us believe
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• If you were truly free, you would have a choice. Do you have a choice?
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• TV dinner
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• The Ten Commandments revised
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• the moon would rest on those sweet lashes
• What Would You Do For a Klondike® Bar?
• What Would Jesus Do?
• you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• What would the Lord of Eternal Darkness do?
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• I would love to hold your hand.
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• eternity would be boring
• who would play (Deleted) in the movie of (Deleted)?
• I want to have dinner with Shakespeare
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• How would you understand?
• If all the Chinese jumped at once, would cataclysm result?
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• What Would John Rocker Do?
• Eddie would go
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Token TV Show Characters
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• would
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Would you like fries with that?
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• The best kind of bartender
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Would you know if you were insane?
• Would you like a cup of coffee?
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• What would you sacrifice a dream for?
• I never thought it would be like this
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• What Would Buddha Do?
• I would like to spiritually attune your face with my knee
• If an E2 user called you, what would you say?
• I was told that transcendence would come with the process of quietly living and dying alone and I do want a refund
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• What would EDB do?
• what would you like?
• I would beg to see your arms raised in calcification towards the expanding horizon
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• These papers do not show what I have done
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• He's been places they have not.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• if he's not here, then where?
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• And then God laughed like Hell
• Laughter reaction to acting abusively
• I walked for a thousand miles to hear her laugh, then serenaded her in a field of fireflies.
• Comic Book TV Shows (category)
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• What would Brian Boitano do?
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• Paw Patrol: the megalomaniacal kids' TV show that's ruining my life

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