Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Hello, I am from the Windows-Mastercard Corporation. We would like to transfer money from a Nigerian Account because your grandchild requires the money to make bail"

• How to make money from the internet
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Where the stadium money came from
• Where does the money come from?
• giant surface music falling to earth like jewels from the sky
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• I crave it like well water, pulled up from the deep
• Twinkle, twinkle, like a star. Does love flourish from afar?
• If I were Twenty-One I would save money
• How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
• i am both removed from it, and a part of it
• His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• Borrow money to make money
• Making a flame appear from your hand
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• To withhold forgiveness from a person is like drinking poison and waiting for them to die.
• We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
• love like you don't need the money
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• Make Money Fast Hall of Humiliation
• McDonald's makes money by McRaping your pockets
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang
• Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
• Making a smoker from a used oven
• I am not confident enough to refrain from responding
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• Staying power like no other memory, aside from love
• How to make LSD from Fosters Beer
• I am phone posting from a gazebo outside of a library while using their WiFi in the rain
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• It looks like a tourism brochure photo from up here
• Madness drips from the walls like the wax of weeping candles, and written in the residue is the question: Where Are You Now?
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• The end of history is the nightmare from which I am trying to awake.
• How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• my money like fishes, my love like the sea
• Strippers make more money than prostitutes
• make your own money
• Yes! I am a long way from home.
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• Making alcohol from a watermelon
• “I want to make the milk,” or, More Tales from Youth
• How to make friends, from a friend.
• tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• scattering, like flower petals or crowds from the sound of a gunshot
• Hello From Paris
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear
• I am Abraham Lincoln, come back from the dead to clone dinosaurs and bring the war to the Congo
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• vanished like a book from the library
• Because that would make sense
• Work like you don't need the money
• Hello from the Magic Tavern
• Make money stuffing envelopes
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• Getting an education at MIT is like trying to take a drink from a firehose
• You are talented; I would like to make love to you
• The less you know, the more money you make
• I start reading from the end, because beginnings are the most exciting part
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• How not to make money
• Why sales guys make all the money
• The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
• winning the lottery after realizing that money can't make you happy
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• Probably deleted from Wikipedia because it's not notable
• How much money do you make?
• What it feels like to eject from a jet fighter
• water from a fish tank makes your cannabis grow faster
• God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
• Hating religion is different from hating an ethnic group
• Tales from the Crypt
• Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus
• Will the distant future see a removal from linear thought?
• Awful Green Things from Outer Space
• The lost scene from Austin Powers 2
• Ads from the back page of the Village Voice
• Happy Labor Day from Insomnia Boy
• A Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, April 23, 1906
• Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
• Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
• Escape From Staten Island
• And then I crawled out from under the table
• You can't get there from here
• From the Earth to the Moon
• Exile: Escape From the Pit
• Playing hooky from the family
• The view from my room
• Brewing ale and porter from sugar and malt
• Muppets From Space
• From a Letter to Stanislaus Joyce, September 1905
• A Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, May 1, 1906
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
• Excerpts from the Marion Barry Crack Tape
• Letters from a Savior; Offer for a few
• Small gifts from the universe
• Notes from the Underground
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• The Creature from the Black Lagoon
• From Beyond
• Having run away from a wedding reception
• Steady Sounds from the Underground
• The In Sound from Way Out!
• Letters from my mother
• Things we learn from movies
• Dav from Jordan (user)
• away from me
• Jose Chung's From Outer Space
• Melodies from Mars
• Emergency evacuation of soul and bicycle from suburbia
• How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
• Sending mail from a cell phone
• From Hell
• strictly from hunger
• From a Letter from Stanislaus Joyce to James Joyce, October 10, 1905
• What I want from life
• From Ritual to Romance
• Swear words from science fiction
• pajamas from the dryer
• Where the hell did that font come from?
• FTP from my dreams
• lost in the wind from a butterfly's wings
• From a Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, May 10, 1906
• From a Letter to Grant Richards, October 15, 1905
• Snapple Sun
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• from scratch
• Good from far, but far from good
• Polaroids from the Dead
• Argument from Design
• Escape From New York
• Drinking from the water hose
• Argument from Non-Belief
• An eternity spent apart from God
• Zev
• Getting Saved From the Sixties
• Escape from L.A.
• Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• freedom from suffering
• Hello. My name is c--- and I am a recovering goth.
• letter from a Boeing 717
• Withdraw yourself from the situation
• Home away from home

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