Findings:
- Bert
- Bert and Ernie
- Burt Kwouk
- The parable of Ernie and Bert and the painting of the cow eating grass
- Bert and Ernie's sexuality
- Bert is Evil!
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- The Ernie/Bert Dichotomy
- Bert Newton
- Bert Convy
- the kindness of bert (user)
- Nord and Bert Couldn't Make Head or Tail of It
- Bert Weedon
- Bert Jansch
- Bert (user)
- Ernie and Bert, the truth is revealed
- Bert Kessler
- Osama Bin Laden 'Bert' poster
- Bert Lahr
- Bert Parks
- Bert Williams
- Bert Danher
- Bert Berns
- Bert Trautmann
- Bert Jones
- Bert McCracken
- Why bert hid the moon
- Bert I. Gordon
- Bert Campaneris
- Bert Blyleven
- Bert Pepper (user)
- Bert Kaempfert
- Ernie and Bert are not straight
- Phill Bert (user)
- Look What I Brought Home!
- She brought them home to meet the dog
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- On Seeing a Piece of Our Heavy Artillery Brought into Action
- Sane, responsible and productive drug-user
- I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
- Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
- Led by the power of grief to wailings brought
- Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
- brought
- Foot in mouth brought down the Berlin Wall
- The Management cannot accept responsibility for food brought onto the premises
- The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: Pilgrims brought to trial
- How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
- Remember me, I used to live for music. Remember me, I brought your groceries in.
- What Tomorrow Brought
- This dream brought to you by your friendly corporate sponsor
- They brought arcane sorcery; I brought bullets and homemade explosives
- You brought your ashes up to the mountain of solitude. Are you ready to bring your fire down to the valley of the people?
- There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
- unexpected variables brought into the mix
- Hey, faggot!
- Hey
- Hey Joe
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- Hey Ladies
- Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
- Hey Man, Nice Shot
- Gabba Gabba Hey
- Asking for a favor
- Hey, That's No Way to Say Goodbye
- Hey Jude
- Hey, baby, wanna do some tea?
- Hey Diddle Diddle
- Hey, how's it going?
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- hey mister
- Hey, cat boy
- Hey kids - No hope in dope!
- Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
- Hey! What's that worm hole doing in my back yard?
- Hey Nineteen
- Hey, the TV took my...
- Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
- Hey honey, let's get drunk and argue!
- Hey, you dropped this
- Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
- Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
- Hey Arnold!
- Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
- Kung Hey Fat Choi
- Hey Pocky Way
- Hey hey little playmate
- Hey hey little enemy
- Hey, ho, let's go!
- Hey Dude
- Hey, Dad!
- Hey man, nice mask
- Hey Matthew
- J. Totale (user)
- Hey! Just say!
- Hey everyone, let's play a rousing game of Frag the N00b
- Hey Montana
- Hey Ya!
- Hey Jack Kerouac
- Hey Hey 16K
- Hey Paesan!
- Hey! Spring of Trivia
- HEY youre cool (user)
- HEY im cool (user)
- hey (user)
- hey baby (user)
- Hey Unfaithful (user)
- Hey, Mabel!
- Hey, I Got a Secret to Tell Ya
- hey jupiter! i got a song
- Hey, boys, up go we!
- Hey, Nora! What were the pregnant women called?
- Hey look, a piece of the world
- hey why can't we look the other way?
- Hey sir, that handicapped boy done throw a baby at me!
- Hey, stranger. I worry about you.
- you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
- Hey darling, I hope you're good tonight
- Hey Hey It's Saturday
- Hey Queens, you need a King
- Hey, kid. I'm a computer.
- Hey you with the pretty face, welcome to the human race
- Fwd: Hey, it might interest you to know your dad got married last weekend
- Hey, YOU! Get off of my lawn!
- Hey Paul, hey Paul, hey Paul, let's have a ball
- a distant "hey, fuck you buddy"
- hey little fighter, soon it will be brighter
- hey macaroni sleeves, the fuck you lookin' at
- A Roll In The HEY!
- Hey Wullie Wine
- Psst Hey Crazy Girl
- home
- home page
- In the privacy of your own home
- A Prairie Home Companion
- at home
- home run
- Don't try this at home
- Home Counties
- home brew
- TV is the alien sitting in our home
- Home Area Networks
- The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
- Three Came Home
- Home run call
- home team
- home plate
- Stewart Home
- home taping
- mobile home
- chickens coming home to roost
- Chickens coming home to roost: TNG
- home directory
- go home
- Home Improvement
- Home row
- Home away from home
- Home Sweet Home
- nursing home
- Group Home
- home is where the wireless ethernet is
- Sweet Home Alabama
- Home Owners Loan Corporation
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