Findings:

• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• like nothing ever was
• I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
• The best teacher I ever had
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• It Was a Lover and His Lass
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• The Most Horrifying True Story I’ve Ever Heard
• the truest thing you've ever heard
• How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• and then his words silenced my noisy thought
• Left with his secrets, his picture and silence
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• All you ever did was let it happen
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• Same as it Ever Was
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Was it ever there?
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• The Most Horrifying True Story Zeph Ever Heard
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• The Worst Band Name I Ever Heard
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• When I was young Time had no wings
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• Pointlessness had become his answer
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• the grey in his hair had done nothing to tarnish the gleam in his eye
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I was once young and had a home
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• In his voice I heard decay
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
• Best smoke I've ever had
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• There was a moment of drunken silence
• His version was better
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• Stuff was started stuff had ends
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• They all lived happily ever after
• ever
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• oh ever so slowly
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• The worst children's book ever
• Does this ever go away?
• Medgar Evers
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Live the greatest story ever told
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• Do you start feeling, ever?
• Diary of a dot-commer
• Don't lie. Ever.
• The most beautiful computer ever
• The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Have You Ever Walked?
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• The best line I ever used
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• Probably the saddest thing ever
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Don't you ever go to work?
• Will I ever know?
• the hottest it has ever been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• The most confusing bet ever
• It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• The first bear I ever saw
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• The greatest paper ever written
• Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• The best comeback ever
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• Greatest Story Ever Told
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• Best Death Ever
• The Greatest Story Ever Told
• No government can ever give you freedom
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• The Road Goes Ever On
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
• The worst job interview ever
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• Johnny Evers
• (and it wasn’t in my time nor yet in your time: but a very good time it was for all that)
• Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
• first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
• The harshest winter ever
• You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
• Shortest science fiction story ever
• Roller Derby
• Best Week Ever
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• evers (user)
• If women ever show teeth in a quiet greeting, it is considered a threat.
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Just in case you ever wondered..
• Longest science fiction story ever
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• the only comfort we could ever have
• The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
• The only place I ever go is the grocery store.

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