Findings:
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- How to find your new best friend
- Finding out where a net user lives
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- How to find out your own IP address
- How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- How my friend embarrassed my stage speech teacher
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- How to Find and Fascinate a Mistress
- Find an out
- Falling out of love with friends
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- How to build a computer out of black holes
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- Finding out your friend is a lesbian
- fuck around and find out
- Oops, I can't find my best friend
- How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
- Lost in Boston?
- How to have an out of body experience
- Printing something to find out where the printer is
- How to find good nodes
- How to get more out of Psi
- How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- Finding a bathroom in New York City
- How to find north
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How do we find the very best clock?
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- How to find a square root using ruler and compass
- It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
- How to find something which has been lost
- How to make friends, from a friend.
- Smoking from a Pringles tube
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- How to carve a dodecahedron out of a cube
- A metaphor for sex
- How to find the nth term of a number sequence
- How to read poetry out loud
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- The amazing true story of how I became the sixth Backstreet Boy
- How to make a bowl out of a vinyl LP
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- Finding Coke at Hopkins
- How to find a street address
- How to put a cigarette out on your tongue
- How to escape domestic violence
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- Putting a match out in your mouth
- don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
- How to get a kitten out of your bedroom
- I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- How to find the nearest cross street in Manhattan
- How to find the inverse of a matrix
- Figuring out How To Make An MFA Workable
- Finding Coke at The University of Maryland
- Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
- Fan Out and Find the Focker
- How the Sun, the Moon, and the Wind Went Out to Dinner
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
- how to be a friend
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
- How to Make Friends and Influence People
- How to Lose Friends and Infuriate People
- Books you loan out to expand friends' minds
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- Falling out of love with your best friend
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- How to Make Friends and Hide Junkies
- How to fall out of an airplane
- How to Fall Out of Love
- how our atheist gold fish makes friends in this holy water
- Dating your best friend
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How to Find Your Lost Cell Phone (Without Making A Fool of Yourself)
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- how to short out a phone line
- It is at that moment, I believe, that Sylvester finds his true voice
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
- How to find your ass
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- Getting wax out of carpet
- How to Ride Out a Storm
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
- How Eulenspiegel cheated a baker out of a sack of bread
- Rolling out fresh pasta
- How Eulenspiegel cleared out the merchant's house
- How to make a purse out of duct tape
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
- how to fall out of a marriage
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- How to make a weapon out of duct tape
- How to pack someone out of your life
- How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- Getting water out of a cactus
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- Making a ring out of a dollar bill
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- How I decided not to stare out of a smoky haze of phony melancholy
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- funny how cliches stay true
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit (fiction) mp3 (recording)
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- find
- Find in a hallway
- I can't find a bra that fits right
- Find Many Cows
- Why do I find coconuts so gloriously alluring?
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- Where to find the meaning of life and what to look for
- For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her
- Did Anne Frank find Jesus?
- He who wants to fight will find a club
- I find the idea of political parties in a democracy objectionable
- Items of clothing men find inexplicably alluring
- Seek And You Shall Find
- Scary things you find in the refrigerator at work
- When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
- I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
- I still find strands of her hair in bed
- let love find you
- I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
- For Webster 1913, whenever I may find him
- This is a satire about the SATs. You might find it humorous.
- Dead Men Tell No Tales: A True Ghost Story
- If you're feeling disillusioned, find a 9-year-old
- Angels find pleasure in work when God is on vacation
- a smiling girl with blonde eyelashes and a sundress. someday i'll find her
- find a penny, pick it up
- If You Find This World Bad, You Should See Some of the Others
- I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
- Where did Archie find the time?
- SLA finds the beach
- Find the Lady
- You can find a place inside my heart if you will stay
- Things to do with hair you find in your drain
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- Find someone who...
- A Hard Man is Good to Find
- Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
- The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
- This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
- Fermat will never find solace of yes
- And there find God in everyone
- The Wizard Finds an Enchantment
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