Findings:
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
- I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- we are built to hold on, but the world is about letting go
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- Starving in the greenhouse
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- we can give up, but the world never will
- It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
- My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
- Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
- What can a reed do but sway about and love?
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- but the worm ended up killing them too
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- like you're blind but still can see
- This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
- All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
- The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- Life is not always fair, but you can be
- I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
- Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
- But What About the Property Damage?
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
- we can all just be around other people
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
- We must remember them or they cease to be.
- I Know More About Nancy Sinatra
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
- We Can Be Together
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
- I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- I'd just as soon be a ghost
- Fifteen words about butt kicking
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
- Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- they does not know what it might be to live without them
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
- Game Jams but about words (e2poll)
- do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
- Hot pursuit
- Big Book Chapter Three: More About Alcoholism
- The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
- but you wanna be bad
- We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
- happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
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