Findings:
- Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
- Manos: the Hands of Fate
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- Front porch, what should have been said
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
- you have never been safe
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- What have you been smoking?
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- The loneliness of migrant threshermen and those poor souls forced by fate to seafaring slept under the loveseat; little Jenna smiled at its tail cat-like aquiver
- Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
- Chair Force
- We are the ones we have been waiting for
- I'd rather drag out slimy skeletons and nail them dripping to your children's pastel walls
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- Sometimes I'd rather sleep in the backyard
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- Advice I have been given about girls
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- He's been places they have not.
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
- We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- I may or may not have been naked
- I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- You have far too much time on your hands
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees
- I know I have been dreaming
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- Final moments lost to what should have been
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- I'd rather read a book
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Could I Have Been?
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- I have always been burning
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
- you would have been
- Movies that should have been books first
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- The last dozen years of populism have been a miserable failure
- Why have there been no great women artists?
- A part of us remains wherever we have been.
- What Might Have Been
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
- It Must Have Been the Roses
- Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- We have eleven toes on each hand, and we walk softly
- i have been burning for so long
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
- The path we have been walking
- And All That Could Have Been
- It could have been me
- If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- No place I'd rather be
- I think I'd rather see this on TV
- If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
- I'd rather live in Terf Island than Chaser Continent
- Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
- I'd rather fight giant monsters than work at McDonald's
- Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
- If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
- The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
- i'd rather not
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- Could have beens, should have beens
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
- If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
- How long have you been in love with her?
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- I'd love you if I'd never been born
- Names have been changed
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- I have just been shot
- We Have Always Been The Party Of No
- AES may have been broken
- I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
- Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- The way things have always been done
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- You have been in every line I have ever read
- Could Muhammad have been autistic?
- Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- I could have been Canadian
- It could have been a Brilliant Career
- Have you been a dad today?
- I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
- My entire life I have been composing my death poem
- I am superimposing on life, tipping scales like fate's hands
- Fate's Right Hand
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- The end is always the same: two adjacent beach chairs, two hands holding each other.
- I could have been one of a two
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- My hands have lost their memory
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- Manos: Hands of Nate
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
- On the other hand, you have different fingers
- You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and you will atone!
- You have the whole world in your hands
- Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
- The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- We are the people we have been waiting for.
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- You have to watch out for the quiet ones
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- I appear to have been misinformed
- should have been an artist not a software engineer
- CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
- Who's been messin' with my laser?
- Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
- Evolution has never been observed
- I've Been Working on the Railroad
- Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
- My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
- the hottest it has ever been
- It hasn't been so long, but
- Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
- The software hath been released
- watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
- Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
- We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
- Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- The End Of The Way It's Always Been
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