Findings:
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
- I'd better stop writing
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- you would have been
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- I'd love you if I'd never been born
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
- If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- I saw a queue and thought, "I'd better join it"
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- Front porch, what should have been said
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
- you have never been safe
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
- What have you been smoking?
- Astro City #5
- I would like to have emotions
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- Advice I have been given about girls
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- We Have Always Been The Party Of No
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
- I may or may not have been naked
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- I know I have been dreaming
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- Final moments lost to what should have been
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- What pornos would have us believe
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
- Could I Have Been?
- You have been in every line I have ever read
- I have always been burning
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- I could have been Canadian
- Movies that should have been books first
- A part of us remains wherever we have been.
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- It's been so long since I've known this feeling
- Why have there been no great women artists?
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- What Might Have Been
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- worse things have happened to better people
- I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
- It Must Have Been the Roses
- Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- My Bitch Better Have My Money
- i have been burning for so long
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- The path we have been walking
- And All That Could Have Been
- It could have been me
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- Are tears all I have to look forward to?
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- Getting a working visa in Japan
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- Could have beens, should have beens
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- You stole what they would have given you
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- How long have you been in love with her?
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Names have been changed
- I have just been shot
- AES may have been broken
- It could have been a Brilliant Career
- I've been smoking ever since
- Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- The way things have always been done
- Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
- Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- It's been years since we were born
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- Could Muhammad have been autistic?
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- We are the ones we have been waiting for
- Have you been a dad today?
- Since U Been Gone
- I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
- My entire life I have been composing my death poem
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- I look better when I am wet
- since then it's been a book you read in reverse
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- He's been places they have not.
- I could have been one of a two
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
- Second city is better theory
- Penis size and impregnation
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
- It's better to have loved and lost
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- We are the people we have been waiting for.
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Since I've Been Loving You
- The A I shouldn't have gotten
- I appear to have been misinformed
- should have been an artist not a software engineer
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