Findings:
- I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
- I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- I'm going to run out of hints to drop
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- I'm Not Going to Lie to You
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Dammit, I'm mad
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- I'm going to kill you
- This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
- I'm Going Straight to Heaven
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- I'm going to be a Dad
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I'm Going Home
- I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
- I'm going to the moon
- this is how i'm going to die.
- I'm going to Disneyland
- Take my advice. I'm not using it.
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- I'm going to paint a number 7.
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
- Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- I'm going to miss the squirrels
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- I'm Going Crazy
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- I'm bored
- I walk around when I'm high
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- What I learned from my first Mad as Hell Doctors week
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- I'm not very cool
- I'm not that kinda girl
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
- The introverted thinker decides about the Mad as Hell Doctors
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- imm
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- I'm not sure
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm in this for the long haul
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- I'm not this cool in real life
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- I'm with you, Peter Pan
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- Is this the blues I'm singing?
- Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
- Mad as Hell: Good Insurance
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Mad as Hell Doctors (category)
- I'm Losing You
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- IM
- I'm sorry
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- I'm with the band
- Damn, I'm good.
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- Im-
- I'm Glad
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I'm not drinking any more
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- I'm Your Fan
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- I'm just a bill
- I'm a little ICBM
- I'm my own Grandpaw
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- My cats think I'm a God
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- I'm tired
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Mad as Hell: American Dream
- Mad as Hell Doctors in California: October 5
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- Mad as Hell: Grocery Insurance
- Mad as Hell about the DMCA
- I'm
- Im Elvis (user)
- Mad Ron's Prevues From Hell
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- I'm pinching your face!
- Where the hell do you think you're going today?
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- So. Central Rain
- Hands off, I'm special
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- 418 I'm a teapot
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
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