Findings:
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
- I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
- Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
- i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
- A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing
- Black holes are where God divided by zero
- Opinions are immunity to being told you're wrong.
- A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- I'm a pig, not a god!
- You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
- Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
- Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- Being rejected by someone you really respect
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Being betrayed by one's own body
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- Fossils were put there by God
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
- i'm here to create peace and understanding BY FORCE IF NECESSARY
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- Accidental death odds
- I feel like I'm being watched
- We're on our way to being GODS!
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
- How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
- Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
- Perfect Game of Robotron Achieved by God
- There By the Grace of God
- I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
- Being a dickhead
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- On being left-handed, the ocean, God, and more than one toothbrush
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- My cats think I'm a God
- The Wild Colonials
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- tales told by unlit roads
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- They think I'm a god
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
- Thank God I'm an Atheist
- Touched by the Hand of God
- Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- on being hit by lightning
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- Being licked to death by kittens
- The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
- Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
- being
- human being
- Beings of pure energy
- Are You Being Served?
- Just being quiet and close
- The Unbearable Lightness of Being
- in love with being in love
- Being John Malkovich
- The difference between being "naked" and being "nekkid"
- The entire point of being an adult
- Being and Nothingness
- Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Being and Time
- Now that we're being so open and honest
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
- Being a Green Mother
- Human beings will believe anything
- Creativity, the essence of being human
- Being There
- The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
- Human being emulator
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
- Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite
- what does being a sociological researcher entail?
- there's good and bad in being a database administrator
- The joy of Being a Technician
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
- stop being so English
- Being complicated is not fun, especially when not everyone agrees that you are
- Being short
- The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
- The curse of being named Tim
- being complimentary
- What's wrong with being independent
- Jewel not being mean for a minute
- Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
- Reasons for Not Being at Work
- The Importance of Being Educated
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- Being an artist warps the mind
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- dr's Hospital Adventure : it's weird being recognized as somewhat of a celebrity
- The honor of being a rat
- Being put on hold
- You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
- Why I hate being single
- A Nocturnal Upon Saint Lucy's Day, being the Shortest Day
- "Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad
- The Everything guide to being a pizza driver
- Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
- Why are chimneys being demolished?
- Being Designated Driver on New Year's Eve
- The Greatest Fear In America Is That of Not Being Politically Correct
- I Enjoy Being a Girl
- famous for being famous
- Florida being promoted for its hockey
- she being Brand
- Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
- The trials and tribulations of being an E-mail technical support representative
- On being the Older Woman
- Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
- Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
- Being the outsider at a party
- Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
- On the topic of being alone
- Great Chain of Being
- Adolescents: Beings of inherent evil
- Being with an older woman
- In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
- The Story That Is Still Being Written
- On being the first person to finish a test
- On Being the Right Size
- The new rulers of the world are being decided upon
- Being Digital
- Why is "Being There" Considered Better?
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
- Being rich is as much a trap as being poor
- Being both black and white
- the problem with being a member of the dominant culture
- It's a sin this not being ready, this not being up to it
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- The disadvantages of being left handed
- Single Being
- What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
- being true to your nature
- No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
- On Being the one who goes away
- The girls' guide to being a girl
- How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
- Being in a relationship is not a guarantee against loneliness
- The curse of being gifted
- Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- All things being equal
- There's nothing noble about being a soldier
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- Tired of being angry
- An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
- The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
- Bruxa Maria de Zuzaya is being tempted
- On being American
- On being a college radio DJ
- The joys of being jailbait
- When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
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