Findings:

• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I'm just here for the candy
• i'm just sitting here worrying
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I just live here
• She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• i'm just a bunch of stolen parts?
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• I'm just guessing
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• i'm here to create peace and understanding BY FORCE IF NECESSARY
• i'm here. are you here?
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm just a bill
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I'm a stranger here myself
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• I'm seeing a pattern here
• Just for Fun
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• I'm glad you're here.
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• I'm Still Here
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• I'm a little source code short and stout, here is my input here is my out
• I'm here for a good time, not a long time
• it's still just me in here
• i just knew i'd find you here
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• i'm just a girl
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I'm just sayin'.
• I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I'm just sayin'
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I just work here
• Happy Fun Ball
• Big Fun
• It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye
• Lies are fun
• Time flies when you're having fun
• fun size
• House of Fun
• fun fact
• Fun with NetMeeting
• Eating Babies for Fun and Profit
• Fun with AOL say!
• Fun things to do in Idaho
• A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
• Fun for Everyone
• Fun Dip
• Musing on the nature of reality is fun
• 50 fun things to do in church
• Fun things to do in an elevator
• Being complicated is not fun, especially when not everyone agrees that you are
• Staple Gun Fun
• 'Allo 'Allo Cartoon Fun
• Fun things to do in biology class
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Fun with telemarketing calls
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• fun Latin quotes
• Fun things to do with a raised floor
• murder can be fun
• Who says discount card profiling isn't fun?
• There is no good depression. It's not sexy. It's not fun. It's not the new rock and roll.
• autonoding is fun and educational
• Fun Tak
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• a fun math game
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• Having fun with the Pizza Delivery Boy
• Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
• Fun at the Movies
• The Simpsons making fun of Fox
• The fun of breastfeeding
• eating with your fingers is more fun
• Fun House
• If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right
• Kitty Fun Barbie
• Fun Lovin' Criminals
• Rainy Day Finger Play and Fun Songs
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• Big Book of Fun
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• This isn't fun anymore
• Ain't We Got Fun?
• Conspiracy theorists are fun to point at and laugh
• Home surgery
• Fun Girls from Mt. Pilot
• Alcohol + Cars = Fun and Bitches
• bats day in the fun park
• Fun stuff in piano playing
• Truly frightening Halloween costumes aren't much fun at parties
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Fun with Numbers
• Target Fun
• second row
• Where fun comes to die
• Cutting off your feet for fun and profit
• Doing drugs for fun and profit
• How to make sports games more fun
• Dangerous Fun
• All the fun of the fair
• Trading weather for fun and profit
• blondes have more fun
• Let Yellow = Fun
• How much fun is a barrel of monkeys?
• Negative reviews are more fun to read than positive reviews
• You think this is tragedy. She thinks this is fun.
• having fun huh (user)
• hot day + candle wax + insect = fun!
• Trolling for fun and profit
• The Everything2 Ten-Year Anniversary Contest for Fun and Awesomeness
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• We Fun
• causing another person bad feelings and seeing the result isn't fun
• Setting yourself on fire for fun and profit
• Fun Stuff (user)
• Realism versus fun in gaming
• Rule of Fun
• The most fun I've had doing anything
• Fun With Your New Head

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