Findings:
- I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
- I'm not drinking any more
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm going to kill you
- I'm Going Straight to Heaven
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- I'm going to Disneyland
- I'm Going Home
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- Take my advice. I'm not using it.
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- this is how i'm going to die.
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- I know more when I'm alone
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
- Dammit, I'm mad
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- I'm going to miss the squirrels
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- I'm going to the moon
- I'm going to run out of hints to drop
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- I'm Not Going to Lie to You
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- I'm going to paint a number 7.
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- I'm Going Crazy
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
- I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
- I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- Hands off, I'm special
- Mad as Hell Doctors (category)
- I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
- Im-
- I'm with the band
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- The introverted thinker decides about the Mad as Hell Doctors
- Mad as Hell about the DMCA
- I'm
- If there's hell below we're all going to go
- So. Central Rain
- Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
- I'm not sure
- 418 I'm a teapot
- I'm Glad
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- What's it going to take to get Star Wars?
- Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
- Mad as Hell: Good Insurance
- What I learned from my first Mad as Hell Doctors week
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- Im Elvis (user)
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- Mad Ron's Prevues From Hell
- I'm Losing You
- I'm pinching your face!
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm sorry
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- Damn, I'm good.
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- It Doesn't Matter Any More
- More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I'm tired
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
- Don't take any guff from those swine
- Going back for more
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Mad as Hell: Grocery Insurance
- Mad as Hell: American Dream
- Raise less corn and more hell
- Mad as Hell Doctors: October 6
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
- No More Room in Hell: The 2014 Halloween Horrorquest
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- IM
- imm
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- Mad as Hell Doctors in California: October 5
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- I walk around when I'm high
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
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