Findings:
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- Be a model or just look like one
- Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- Hot pursuit
- Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- Why white guys are attracted to Asian women
- When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
- Hills Like White Elephants
- one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- Trade you my bald white guy in a suit for your lightning-slinging ultravixen?
- not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
- Changes: a look at "Design" and "In White"
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Look siad me Be like me
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- Middle Aged White Guy Stew in a 55 Gallon Drum
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Looks Just Like the Sun
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- I'm glad I'm white
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- white chocolate tastes like easter
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- She opened her eyes, looked at a world made entirely of white light
- microcosms, white like snow
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- Stuff White People Like: A Kierkegaardian View
- Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
- stuff white people like
- Be different, just like everyone else
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- Just to see what it would be like
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
- Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- she can't remember what it's like to be found
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- Much like what music wants to be
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- Can't we all just be friends?
- I never thought it would be like this
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
- I just want to be friends
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- What engineering textbooks should be like
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
- It will never be just you
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
- Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
- if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- Mind without body
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- Where's the kaboom?
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
- Starving in the greenhouse
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Don't be an IM phantom
- It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
- do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
- you just might be evil
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- I Wanna Be The Guy
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
- Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
- we can all just be around other people
- this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- It's a nice day for a white lemming
- I want it to be more like the things I write
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- I'm going to be a Dad
- If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
- What it's like to be raided by the FBI
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- She must be what cocaine is like
- OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
- Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- Whoa, wait a minute -- this is supposed to be a horror story!
- Just be home in time for supper
- Everything is supposed to be quiet after a massacre
- It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
- What it's like to be free of the FBI
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
- Not to die but to be reborn...
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- All we need is just to be
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- Just Be
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- I just want to be a drummer
- I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
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