Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I'm sure I'm conflating two different events here, but it all happened and in one venue"

• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm seeing a pattern here
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Charmed, I'm sure
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'm in one of those moods again
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I'm All You Can Think About
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I'm glad you're here.
• I'm here for a good time, not a long time
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
• I'm not sure
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• "I'm sure your song is beautiful," she laughed
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Being a dickhead
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I'm a stranger here myself
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• i'm here. are you here?
• i'm just sitting here worrying
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• I'm Still Here
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm a little source code short and stout, here is my input here is my out
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• two daylogs for the price of one, and all of it is true
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• i'm here to create peace and understanding BY FORCE IF NECESSARY
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• well im sure (user)
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• some sort of electric light, i'm not really sure
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• i'm feeling very small and very large all at once
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• I'm not racist but...
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Here All Alone in Silence
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• All Over but the Shoutin'
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• Ain't nobody here but us chickens
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• different but equal
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• One letter can make all the difference
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• here, but not here
• Not all at once, but in a wave
• there isn't another side. it's all right here.
• I am inspired down here on all fours, picking through your vomit with tweezers and gloves
• old chestnut: all but two
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• (and it wasn’t in my time nor yet in your time: but a very good time it was for all that)
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• don't spend it all in one place
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• Fuck them all but the six
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• We All Float Down Here: The 2017 Halloween Horrorquest
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• Are they bleeding all your colours into one?
• Of all the ways a heart can ache you are my favorite one
• All Those Tears But I Learned Something From Her
• not beautiful, not extraordinary nor spectacular except in that individual way every human being is extraordinary and different from all others
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• answer: all but two
• BQN: But, one for all?
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• We're one, but we're not the same
• same same, but different
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst

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