Findings:

• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Our calendars have no meaning
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• I have no memory of my Mother
• Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
• It is cold and we have no writeups.
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I have no complaint
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Don't say no
• They have no bones.
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• I have no output and I must scream
• I have no money and I must pay
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I have a punklin and you don't
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Cats don't have brakes
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Why women's pants have no pockets
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Computers have no sense of time
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• don't need no credit card to ride this train
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• You don't have any real problems
• OH NO YOU DON'T
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• I don't have the time
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Don't Come Around Here No More
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• I have no hair
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• No, don't click that!
• Atheists have no support group
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• These papers do not show what I have done
• Heart, have no pity
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• We Have No Moat
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• A reason to drink
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• So you don't have to
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• You don't have to remember my name
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• No, don't set it down there; that's the Void. Just leave it on the coffee table.
• Stoned music memories
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I dont no (user)
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• I don't have a television set
• We don't need no education
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• Don’t take no wooden horses
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Don't say yes if you can't say no
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• you don't have to do this
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I have no browser and I must node!
• You have no socially redeeming value
• I have no faith in your God
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Kids have no concept of time
• Fish have no concept of fire
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• Words Have No Meaning
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• You have no power over me
• I have no idea!! (user)
• Californians have no soul
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• Where the streets have no name
• Show, don't tell

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