Findings:

• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• What life after death will really be like
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• The name of the town isn't really relevant, it's like many towns in America
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• He smokes like a fish and drinks like a chimney
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• Like a really good sex
• And her legs went on forever, like staring up at infinity
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• it went like this, as near as anybody can tell
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• he smokes like a cello plays
• He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I like the way he reads poetry
• he likes to watch you walk
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• He Looked Like the Summer
• he's like someone living in a dream
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• You like me, you really like me!
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• She Came and Went Like Wind (A Selkie Story)
• Sometimes you feel like a nut (e2poll)
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I Liked Booze before It Went Mainstream
• It really sucks: A Kirby vacuum salesperson's story
• He Really Wasn't That Great
• career day
• What really matters is what you like, not what you are like
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• He brings me books like flowers
• In your guts you know he's nuts
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• The pickup-lines that actually work
• Money is actually Magic Points
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Incorrect grammar which might be an improvement
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• Love Actually
• A consequence of actually feeling
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• what we call human nature is actually human habit
• How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
• This is what Scientologists actually believe
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• Danger is my middle name. Okay, actually, Daniel is my middle name.
• More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
• none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
• No one actually cares.
• BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
• Well, actually
• Where to actually reintroduce wolves
• ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
• the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• this assumes that there is actually something there to measure at all
• Angie
• Angie Dickinson
• Angie Aparo
• Angie Stone
• I went a bit crazy conversing with ChatGPT
• s/he
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• He's Gone
• hes (user)
• He's Jack
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• He Is Born
• Li He
• Don't Go Out the Door
• Song of the Sorceress
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• He never returned
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Even my faults he adores
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
• great things he has taught us
• He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• Surah 80 He Frowned!
• Why won't he call?
• he'
• BQN: He said. - Epilogue
• He loves me, he loves me not
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• A man feared that he might find an assassin
• He fled
• The Man He Killed
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• In Your Heart You Know He's Right
• He Hudas not pay
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
• To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• Surely he would remember this
• So, he's leaving
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• More than he was willing to give
• He says she says
• He's not heavy, he's just lame
• He ain't heavy, he's my brother
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• mad he (user)
• He flops over and bonks his head
• What He Suffered
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• He and She
• He (user)
• Xiao Sha Lao He!
• He and she are one
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• He Hate Me
• He who controls the past controls the future
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying

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