Findings:

• the hottest it has ever been
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• How to check if someone has been to the mall
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• GISHWHES (Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen)
• as she suddenly realizes that the Heart that she has been praying to did not send somebody... but is, instead, here.
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• WARNING: Long term exposure to women has been known to cause bitterness and alcoholism during laboratory tests
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• my experience with wishes has not been very positive
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• Everyone has an accent
• The lust of years has been fulfilled
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• My dog has been stolen
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• Proximity Martini
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• Has Been
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• Dischord Recording Artists
• You are as free now as you ever have been or ever will be
• Our desire to remember has been fragmented into a thousand slices
• in a river aeons past began a trust which unleashed the third greatest force this world has ever seen
• everyone has these, right?
• Everyone Has Wings In Heaven
• The Only Thing That Ever Has
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• i've been changed, and i am starving
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• Your computer has been cracked
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Evolution has never been observed
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• The ceiling of innovation has been reached
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : Oh No, Mr. Spooner Has Been Poisoned
• An American Testament has been written, and our Ten Commandments are as follows
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• a secret cabal of squirrels has been slowly terraforming the world behind our backs
• How to check if someone has been through it all
• I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• someone has been out crying on my lawn again
• Everyone has something they can't cook
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• In California everyone has a sports car
• Everyone has a dog in the race
• Everyone has AIDS. AIDS! AIDS! AIDS!
• Everyone has a dead bird story
• The weight has been lifted
• the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
• All that I am and ever want to be
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• How to find something which has been lost
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• Sorry. Position has been filled.
• I've been smoking ever since
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• This has not been an easy year.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Attention has been paid
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
• Oceania has never been at war
• Your IP address has been logged.
• The Honor Roll has been retired (document)
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• This is the worst vacation ever! I am going to cut open your forehead with a roofing shingle!
• A book has always been my best friend
• ______ is considered a potential weapon because of its threatening nature and quick deployment and therefore has been made illegal
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• sex has always been a marketing strategy
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• The saddest place I have ever been
• The sound of children screaming has been removed
• Ebonics began with pirates
• no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• It has not been a wonderful day
• Is Astrology the Biggest Hoax Mankind has Ever Seen?
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• Everyone has their antarctic
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• everyone has to reboot sometimes
• Everyone has a 'true ghost story' story
• everyone has some burden they carry
• Everyone Has a Jack Ruby Story
• Everyone has a dead girlfriend story (category)
• Everyone has an Erect Nipples on a Cold Day story
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• Much has been done, and much remains to be done
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I Am
• am
• .am
• Pan American Games
• I am the Walrus
• I look better when I am wet
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• You Am I
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• Am I my brother's keeper?
• Trans Am
• Why I am bitter and angry.
• I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
• Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
• Texas A&M University
• I am not a hippie!
• I am not a hacker
• I am not a big sister anymore
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• I am Joe's...
• I Am Invincible!
• Society made me what I am
• AM radio
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I am yours
• The Learning Channel
• Apparently I am a potential rapist
• I am in you
• I am a little world made cunningly
• I am afraid of permanence
• I am a rock
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
• I am not a babysitter
• BQN: I am. - Prologue
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• I am now a college graduate
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• Am I gay?
• I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
• I am the greatest!
• Right now I am floating
• I am a Christian
• I sometimes think I am too much
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• How am I doing?
• I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
• I am semi-Christian
• Why I am no longer a journalist
• Who am I
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• I am a horrible driver
• I Am a Camera
• I am a confessional
• I am an American mutt
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• I am not an attractive man
• I AM ANALOG
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?

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