Findings:
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
- when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- November 4, 1995
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- somewhere, when I realize who I am
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- I am but higher
- We're one, but we're not the same
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- But we're leaving St. Francis in the trunk of the car
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- but here I am
- I look better when I am wet
- Boston sports fans and their teams: A brief but angsty perspective
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- I am nothing but my sins
- When I am King
- I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
- I am most faithless when I most am true.
- I am that person I was watching
- Sometimes when I am wearied suddenly,
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- I am phone posting from a gazebo outside of a library while using their WiFi in the rain
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- The flowers smiled, but she was gone
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- In any world in which i was your friend for even a day, i am grateful.
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
- The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
- I was shaking, but not from the cold
- Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- /but what was the question?
- i thought i was special, but it was you
- You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
- I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
- So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
- When I am pinned and wriggling on the wall
- Thank you for everything and I am sorry for everything
- it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- I am a freakin' dynamo when it comes to adding single-digit numbers
- I wish I were as smart as I am
- While I am talking
- So runs my dream; but what am I?
- I walk triumphantly through a sea of dead things. I am their master.
- The truth and who I am when I look at it
- I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
- i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- When am I an adult?
- It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
- Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
- their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- the rock here is strange. it moves when i am not looking.
- I am blind when I want to be
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
- I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
- I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
- Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- Bye Don, you were nothing but a waste of time
- armed with nothing but their own vision
- Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- When I am stronger than now
- I know I am but summer to your heart,
- I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
- I love you, even when I am heartless
- Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
- Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- Here you are, here I am, here we were
- I am many things, but I am not that strong
- Since when am I a size 6?
- I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
- When I am dead, my dearest
- I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
- I know you are, but what am I?
- Starling, you were right. I am the jealous kind.
- It will be good when I am leader
- i know you are but what am i
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- I am but a moth before your flame
- I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
- I am afraid to write tonight, but I must.
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
- I still supplicate myself in desperation for judgment and am met with nothing but forgiveness.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- i am writing a path to my true self, for when i am lost
- I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- Mandibular block injection
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- Things people put up their butts
- i am an octopus in the shape of a man
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- They were looking for God but found religion instead
- But life is hard when the written word is your first language
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- "But offstage things were falling apart..." is a registered trademark of VH1 Behind the Music
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
- Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
- There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
- When I am an old man
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