Findings:

• I have no faith in your God
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 14
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• No Gods / No Managers
• A conversation between me and god
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• God has no free will
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• i am god 1792 (user)
• Without religion, there is no God
• I am nothing in the presence of a god
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• Atheism is no more logical than believing in god
• Even the Elder Gods Fall before the Federal Government
• I am the god of fuck!
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• I am the god of hell fire, and I bring you ...
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• For God's sake, just have another election
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Jesus Among Other Gods: The Absolute Claims Of The Christian Message
• i am only finishing the work of those before me
• I'm swimming in sarcasm sea, your semantics have no effect on me
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• whoring after other gods
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• i am tha god a speed
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• god help me
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• The Pure In Heart Shall See God
• Grooming is between you and the Lord God
• God Said No
• I Am a Child of God
• Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
• I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
• God bless everyone. No exceptions.
• I have the power of God and anime on my side!
• Please God, make me a stone.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Other Gods
• You have no power over me
• lord help me, for i am weak
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God (idea) mp3 (recording)
• mindlessly going where others have gone before
• There is no god but God
• For the love of God, I am not a female!
• Holy, Holy, Holy! Lord God Almighty
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• No prayer for the dead gods
• My God, don't tempt me!
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• a conversation with this, that, or the other god
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• For the love of God, I am not a homosexual!
• I Am Your God (user)
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Show Me God
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• No God No Master
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• I pray to God I can find the other sock
• So help me God
• You Shall Be as Gods
• For the love of homosexuality, I am not God!
• Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
• God am I?
• Breathe on me, Breath of God
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• You tell me this is God?
• I am the God of Static Electricity and Vibrators
• And What Have You Done With My Body God?
• there are no gods in foxholes
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• god has no religion
• it's God's work to have us fail
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Gods don't have DNA
• God holds me
• God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• We Have Marched Through This Before
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• Gödel's theorem applied to God
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• gods (usergroup)
• Stop Me (If You've Heard This Before)
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• God's shoddy workmanship
• The Mote in God's Eye
• i am no one (user)
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• Before Me
• God damned sons of bitches
• The day God took back the edges
• Val Hallen, Viking God of Rock!
• act of god
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• Society made me what I am
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Have I mentioned I am gay today?
• i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
• I was me before being me was cool.
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• To Dream Where No Man Has Dreamed Before
• Advice my father gave me before I left for college
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• God
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• Gods
• God is Dead
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Word of God
• My God, it's full of stars
• Eno is God
• Life After God
• In God We Trust
• God of Gamblers
• Why I am no longer a journalist
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• now that I am no longer
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• tell me, am i very far?
• Where No Man Has Gone Before
• Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• Secure your own mask before assisting others
• Before you, there was me
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• People have fucked up before
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?

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