Findings:
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- You can run, but you can't hide
- I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
- When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
- You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
- you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- The way that can be spoken of is not the true way
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- we can give up, but the world never will
- This ocean is angry but I might live through it
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- you can change the world and you can't change the world
- malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
- I can neither confirm or deny these charges
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
- but mr can you maybe listen there's
- i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
- Every Which Way but Loose
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
- Nostalgia Can Only Kill You (document)
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- you can't have it both ways
- watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
- Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
- A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- But can a robot love.
- but with words we can create anything
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
- but these are only ripples
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- Squash can kill you
- can till can't
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
- even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
- These are the only hands I can give
- We celebrate the holidays when we can. In the ways we can afford to.
- There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
- I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
- Of all the ways a heart can ache you are my favorite one
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- I will kill you if I can
- I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
- Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
- It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
- You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
- I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
- War is hell but men like it
- There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
- I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
- Life is not always fair, but you can be
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
- Mass Murder and Mutilation! But first, the weather with Weather-Wise Wally Whimple.
- but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
- it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
- it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- What can a reed do but sway about and love?
- All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- Impromptu: A Very Random NYC Gathering...
- The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
- What we think we know can kill us
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- You can see right through me
- You Can Play These Songs With Chords + 10
- You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
- if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
- Serendipity can cut both ways
- How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
- September has such a feeling
- The proper temperature can be reached through the use of heaters
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
- you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- even if you are in prison, you can hear it. even if you are in hell, you can hear the voice. even if you are at a distant star, you can hear the voice of the buddha.
- if i can just find the perfect way to say it
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- murder can be fun
- This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
- My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
- I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
- You can, but you may not
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- Not her voice, but the way her voice changes,
- Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- But can you still cry like a child?
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- Can't nothin' fail but a try
- Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
- You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- like you're blind but still can see
- you can close your eyes but not your ears
- We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- some people touch it, but they can't hold on
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
- Smoking can kill you
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- You can see through my mask
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
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