Findings:
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Hurricanes don't dance enough.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I have a punklin and you don't
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- A reason to drink
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- I don't have the time
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- I have had enough of Survivor
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- make sure you have enough room to flap your flappers
- How could you ever have enough?
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- So you don't have to
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- Why don't I have votes today?
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- you don't have to do this
- They have taken enough
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- Astro City #5
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- On the other hand, you have different fingers
- You have a big finger
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Stoned music memories
- Cats don't have brakes
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- You don't have to remember my name
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- No, I don't have channel 11
- I don't have a television set
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- You don't have any real problems
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- We have had enough of your beige
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
- Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- Proof that you have 11 fingers
- You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- Have we done enough to be saved?
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
- don't care
- Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
- Don't
- I don't know
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
- Don't touch that dial
- Don't Look Back
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Americans don't speak English
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- We don't need no education
- Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
- Charlie Don't Surf
- Friends don't let friends drive drunk
- Don't give up
- Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
- Don't defile my sex
- Mountain Don't
- Boys Don't Cry
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Show, don't tell
- I don't want to fall so easily
- Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
- I don't want children
- Why don't you drink?
- Don't blame Columbine on computer games
- Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
- Don't beat around the bush
- Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
- Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
- I don't see like you
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Don't Drink the Water
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Why don't men shave?
- don't comment on my looks
- (Don't display in "New Writeups")
- Don't judge a book by its cover
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Don't call me white
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- Don't do that then!
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
- Don't piss here
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- Just don't expect me to understand
- Don't Block the Box
- don't shoot the messenger
- programs that don't compile
- Why don't you dream anymore?
- customers don't trust me
- Things you don't want to hear from your bank
- Don't call me Debbie
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- Parents don't understand the new economy
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- don't take a pill to feel the funk
- Don't put magnets next to the monitor
- Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
- why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
- Employees don't cheat customers...
- Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"
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