Findings:
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- how far do you want to go?
- How Do You Want Me?
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- How to tell you are too tired to do research
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- You, standing
- I want someone to do cute things for
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- Do you want a kitten?
- How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
- how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
- How to do the fabled cute face!
- How do vampires shave?
- Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
- Where do you want to go today?
- How do you write like that?
- I don't believe in anything
- What I really want to do is direct
- Dear Eyes, How well indeed, you do adorn
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- The delicate women do not want to dance
- Why do you want to get married?
- How do you remember things?
- Dogs, do you want to live forever?
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- How do you get there?
- Do you want to taste my memories?
- How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Because I do not want to forget
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- Do you want to get slapped?
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- How do you do?
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
- Do you really want to live forever?
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- How do astronauts go to the bathroom?
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
- Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
- Doing laundry
- Do you want to say something with that song?
- Do you want your possessions identified?
- How do you know it's real?
- how do i make a backyard bomb
- do not want
- Do you still want your first universe?
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- How to do a lift walk on a rollercoaster
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
- I do not want to see the corpses that are surely on the bottom of the lake
- I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
- You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
- Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- How do I write a bibliography entry for an Everything2 node?
- How do you pee in space?
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- I don't know what to do with you
- I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
- How to do a Gram Stain
- The Art Of Insulting - Chapter III - How do I insult?
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- How Do I Live
- How do you become a geek?
- You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
- How do women's dress sizes work?
- how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
- Glamour Dos and Don'ts
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- Do not remember how these depths are cold
- You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- How do souls travel?
- Know How, Can Do
- How do I submit a writeup of my own?
- The Peacock Don't Do No Dancin'
- I wanted to do it again
- What do you want to see happen?
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- how do you change fuel pump in 1994 mazda 626
- Don't just do something, sit there.
- we do not give what we want to take
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- How do you know that name?
- Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- How Do You Sleep?
- Damned if you do, damned if you don't
- I Do Not Want This
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do
- How fast do you play the piano on speed?
- How do you access E2? (e2poll)
- What do you want?
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- I don't know what else to do
- How Do I Love Thee?
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- How do you love your ass?
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
- How do ya like them apples?
- How to check the coolant, and what to do if it is low
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
- Things to do while you're between jobs
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- I do not want to talk
- What the hell do you want?
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- How do we find the very best clock?
- What do you want in life, Hal?
- How do you define your gender?
- What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
- How to do a donut on a ten-speed bicycle
- How to do a mouseover
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- Felching: How to do it and why you shouldn't
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- Adding a DOS prompt entry to the Windows right click menu
- Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
- How do you make God laugh?
- How do you hear the water?
- How do men touch you?
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
- What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
- How Do I Love?
- What I want from life
- I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Archived: How do I submit a writeup of my own? (document)
- How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- tumble turn
- It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
- It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
- How fish reproduce
- How do you make a life matter?
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- How do you stop a rhino from charging?
- Do you want to live forever?
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- Don't do that then!
- He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
- Why you do not want to work for an ad agency
- Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
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